Allie

I’ve got nothin..

[Allie @AllisonEmbry]

Crying in a chilis pt.4

[Allie @AllisonEmbry]

I only like to tweet when I’m crying in public.

[Allie @AllisonEmbry]

Crying in chilis pt 3.

[Allie @AllisonEmbry]

I only like to tweet when I’m crying in public.

[Allie @AllisonEmbry]

Yes, please tell my I look tired.

[Allie @AllisonEmbry]

I don’t ever want to take for granted bank signs that tell me the day, time, and temperature.

[Allie @AllisonEmbry]

Crying in a chilis pt 2.
The series.

[Allie @AllisonEmbry]

I kinda want to live off the grid, and what I mean by living off the grid is staying in bed all day.

[Allie @AllisonEmbry]

How do we apply to be in the super bowl?

[Allie @AllisonEmbry]

Only to forget my password every two months #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Everyone showing up to @Twitter today while @Facebook @instagram @WhatsApp are down like...

[Allie @AllisonEmbry]

Not me crying at a taco shop. #thisis26

[Allie @AllisonEmbry]

At least my bank account thinks I go to the gym.

[Allie @AllisonEmbry]

I love appetizers

[Allie @AllisonEmbry]

I swear I actually did burn myself with a curling iron on my neck.
Trust me I wish it wasn’t.

[Allie @AllisonEmbry]

I’m sorry, but when did Facebook market place become a dating app?

I was just trying to sell clothes not take them off.

[Allie @AllisonEmbry]

I don’t know why I live in constant fear of booby traps.

[Allie @AllisonEmbry]

I have a problem thinking everything I buy from Trader Joe’s is healthy.

Actually it’s not a problem.

[Allie @AllisonEmbry]

Can we get another monolith to appear again? I’m getting bored.
if it does... it wasn’t me.