Allison Goetz

Binghamton '21 | Texas A&M Chemistry | i don’t use this often

[NFL @NFL]

Andy Reid frozen mustache update:

[jess white @jessf_white]

girls will literally say ‘i have 3 brain cells’ and then open their laptop to write their phd thesis

[Allison Goetz @AllisonGoetz1]

🔲: single
🔲: taken
☑️: caught in a choke hold over guessing the wordle correctly everyday

[Jason Tartick @Jason_Tartick]

…if you don’t agree, you’re wrong…
Day drinking > night drinking

[Nurse B @Mini_Maldita]

The pic speaks for itself.

[Marjorie Harrington @mlkharrington]

This diagram is helping me contextualize things a lot better

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there are 2 types of people in this world:
1. those that venmo you the exact amount
2. those that round up

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nothing grinds my gears more than when science people pronounce “carbonyl” as “carb-on-ul” instead of “carbon-eel”

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i’m convinced Pennsylvania drivers are the worst drivers ever

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@tomandmartys rat

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@tomandmartys horse

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@tomandmartys cow

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@tomandmartys ferret

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@tomandmartys bunny

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@tomandmartys cereal

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@tomandmartys french toasts

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@tomandmartys pancakes