allison

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

sometimes. i will yawn really big. and soon after. the human will also yawn. i have yet to decide. what to do with my powers

[allison @AllisonJo6]

all I want for my birthday is to hang out with Peyton Manning.

[allison @AllisonJo6]

this craze of “ online fitness coaches” is ridiculous.

unless you have an actual degree in exercise science, health& nutrition etc.

you👏🏼are👏🏼not👏🏼a👏🏼personal👏🏼trainer👏🏼

[allison @AllisonJo6]

can’t WAIT to implement all my new totes/bins and all @Target finds in my classroom this fall.

love these colors, love the options and LOVE that target thinks about teachers and makes awesome products for us. #organized

[allison @AllisonJo6]

After watching the day drunk video from @Morgan_Evans makes me just wanna hang out with him and @KelseaBallerini 222x more

☀️💕

[allison @AllisonJo6]

If I get one more Instagram message saying
“Hey girl! Stumbled across your page, you look in shape, wanna join my fittnsss team?”

if I look in shape... think I wanna change what I’m doing todo some half assed fitness group??

NO. The answer is always NO.

[Carrie Underwood @carrieunderwood]

Just an annual reminder to think about your pets during the 4th fireworks celebrations! Many pets run away because they’re afraid of the loud noises...they can even jump fences & escape from areas you thought were secure. Please consider bringing your fur babies inside. ❤️🐶

[allison @AllisonJo6]

There is nothing more adorable than a dreaming puppy.

🐶❤️

[AmyPoehlerSmartGirls @smrtgrls]

“Making America great doesn’t mean building walls to keep people out. It means continuing to embrace the dreams of immigrants who add to our culture, our economy, and our humanity.”- @chrissyteigen ♥️
(Thread 1/2) #FamiliesBelongTogetherLA @WomenBelong

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

.@backstreetboys join Jimmy & @theroots for "I Want It That Way" with classroom instruments 🎶🍎🎹 https://t.co/M81ziokcZf #FallonTonight

[allison @AllisonJo6]

Tickets could be still be free, there could be a Backstreet Boys concert and they could give away puppies, and I still would never be in the same building as trump.

[allison @AllisonJo6]

@kirastokesfit if you’re ever bored and wanna come to North Dakota ... I’m always available for a stoked workout 🙌🏼💪🏼👍🏼

[allison @AllisonJo6]

@jeffpaulson78 nope. I just can’t do it, he’s driven me nuts since episode 1!! #teamnodwight

[allison @AllisonJo6]

I can’t do it... I just cannot handle Dwight.
the office would be WORLDS better without his constant whining

😆

[allison @AllisonJo6]

@jeffpaulson78 She’s so much fun! I miss that girl. And your whole fam!

[allison @AllisonJo6]

the next time I hear someone say
“Teaching younger kids is just glorified babysitting or it’s just daycare”

I’m actually gonna lose my cool.

EARLY CHILDHOOD EDUCATION IS SO IMPORTANT PEOPLE

[allison @AllisonJo6]

@jeffpaulson78 I caught some of the end seasons when Michael was watching it, and it does get pretty lame after Michael leaves 😕

[allison @AllisonJo6]

so I’m on season 5 of the office.

and good lord Dwight is the most annoying character EVER.

[allison @AllisonJo6]

@jeffpaulson78 Yes, it is!

[allison @AllisonJo6]

@jeffpaulson78 No way! Jim and Michael are totally the funniest!!