Allison Simon 🌵

Louisiana 🐊

[Allison Simon 🌵 @AllisonSimon_]

Yes 👏🏻

[allison @allisonshimes]

dating nowadays is truly a nightmare

[Allison Simon 🌵 @AllisonSimon_]

Always a good start to the morning when there's no line at the donut shop

[Allison Simon 🌵 @AllisonSimon_]

What a week it's been already... on a Monday

[Allison Simon 🌵 @AllisonSimon_]

If a guy tells you "I don't deserve someone like you" believe him and run the other way

[Allison Simon 🌵 @AllisonSimon_]

I either do nothing productive or get 17 things done in one day. There's no in between 😅

[Allison Simon 🌵 @AllisonSimon_]

do we have to go back to work tomorrow??

[Allison Simon 🌵 @AllisonSimon_]

❣

[madi higg @madihiggi]

Banter is my shittttt. If you can keep up with my smart ass/flirty remarks, you can get it

[Allison Simon 🌵 @AllisonSimon_]

Don't call me baby, unless you mean it

[Allison Simon 🌵 @AllisonSimon_]

"20 years together and she still gets to me"
... is that too much to ask for?

[Allison Simon 🌵 @AllisonSimon_]

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[Allison Simon 🌵 @AllisonSimon_]

It should be a crime to be stuck inside behind a desk on this beautiful day‼

[Allison Simon 🌵 @AllisonSimon_]

Will the rain ever stop?!! 😭

[Allison Simon 🌵 @AllisonSimon_]

Do dogs have "terrible twos"? Cause I feel like mine has been going through it lately 🙃

[Allison Simon 🌵 @AllisonSimon_]

I'd much rather be riding my horses in this beautiful weather than sittin behind this desk 🙁

[KĆ @keely_nicholeee]

All these girls fixing their hair and makeup to take pictures with the snow ... I’m over here looking like a hobo sliding across the ice. We are not the same😂😂

[Allison Simon 🌵 @AllisonSimon_]

Eating gumbo and Yellowstone marathon is what's on the agenda this afternoon

[Allison Simon 🌵 @AllisonSimon_]

Oreos and milk for dinner has become a regular thing around here

[Allison Simon 🌵 @AllisonSimon_]

We find out everything eventually guys

[Allison Simon 🌵 @AllisonSimon_]

Make moves or make excuses✌🏼