Allison Corso

[Allison Corso @AllisonSquared]

@Hulu why can’t I stream from wherever I am in the world?

[Allison Corso @AllisonSquared]

Tomorrow, I’m going to book a full day tour on a website that I am relying on Google to translate. Wish me luck. #Bucketlist #Spanish #Mexico #ruins

[Allison Corso @AllisonSquared]

My kid just named her new pteranodon trannie or I suppose ptrannie. #octopuswasfun #parenting #names #5yearold

[Allison Corso @AllisonSquared]

Today is my 42nd birthday. I learned about the ringtail cat for the first time and my 5 yr old used fucking correctly In a sentence for the first time. It was a good day. #HappyBirthday #goals #nature #parenting

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@SenFettermanPA I’ll be honest, I was kinda hoping for a sweatshirt with a tux printed on it.

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For the record I am not a swinger, bought the socks before I knew pineapple was a symbol for something else.

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My OBGYN was exited by my mismatched pineapple socks today. #itsthelittlethings #socks #singer ?! 😳

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Snap bracelets really are made from measuring tapes!!!!! #whoknew #kidsgoodiebag

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@ericswalwell my belief in your integrity has not been called into question by the bullshit being waged against you. #yourconstituent

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Long story short, I took my glasses off and my husband is out of town until this Thursday afternoon… #sendhelp #kidwonthelp

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Not to brag, but I have made zoodles twice now. I’m essentially a pro. #ninjablender #chef #cookingfordialysis

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Does anyone else look at their spice cabinet, on occasion and think, “I’d have been really wealthy in a lot of history with this?” #justme #spices #RandomThoughts

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I have consumed entirely too much alcohol for the amount of presents left to wrap. #hostestwiththemostest #family #adulting #Christmas #parenting

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I can’t take it any longer, we are catching up in #Andor  and I am not ok with how the word schedule is pronounced. #starwars #pronunciation

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Last night I fell asleep with a fun size bags worth of skittles in my hand. I found 3 under my pillow when I woke. 😳 My husband found one too and wasn’t alarmed…. #hegetsme #midnighsnack #skittles

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HAPPY ELECTION DAY!!!!!!!! Democracy is vital to the survival of this nation, get out there and make your voices heard! #vote #democracymatters

[Allison Corso @AllisonSquared]

I am currently participating in my first trunk or treat and am so fucking excited about this. I LOVE #HALLOWEEN #parenting #Beetlejuice

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In all seriousness, is it possible my rabbit is peeing on my dogs head?! #pets #weird #pee

[Allison Corso @AllisonSquared]

It makes my heart happy when I type tater and my phone suggests tots.

[Allison Corso @AllisonSquared]

My stepdaughter registered to vote without us prodding her to do so. I have never been prouder. #democracymatters #vote #youngvoter #CA #proudparent