Allison Uhlenhop

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[Allison Uhlenhop @Allisonu14]

that was the hottest goss i think we ever had

[edna @edna_days]

fuck off?

[Allison Uhlenhop @Allisonu14]

war is trying to find a table on the pig patio

[Allison Uhlenhop @Allisonu14]

fuck, marry, kill:

allison, jessie, lyle lyle crocodile

[Allison Uhlenhop @Allisonu14]

jessie just called me predictable and i believe it

[Allison Uhlenhop @Allisonu14]

this you? @carterwilch

[Allison Uhlenhop @Allisonu14]

i have been diagnosed w nummy dummy brain

[Allison Uhlenhop @Allisonu14]

@emcdermott21 drinks soy sauce for fun

[Allison Uhlenhop @Allisonu14]

y’all…

[Allison Uhlenhop @Allisonu14]

@WillFunkyTown embarrassing

[Allison Uhlenhop @Allisonu14]

“i’m so tired of people giving me shit about it. they make me feel things that i’ve never felt before”- ashley talking ab the lumineers

[Allison Uhlenhop @Allisonu14]

no glenn in video 👎🏼

[Allison Uhlenhop @Allisonu14]

timbaland in 2007

[Allison Uhlenhop @Allisonu14]

the 3 g’s
glitz, glitter, glam

[Allison Uhlenhop @Allisonu14]

@jessssrob Catching Fire duh

[Allison Uhlenhop @Allisonu14]

if i hosted a read-a-thon would you guys come

[Allison Uhlenhop @Allisonu14]

nancys drinking milk rn someone sos help

[Allison Uhlenhop @Allisonu14]

bro if the body of christ was texas toast…game over

[nancy @nancyytrann]

WE WILL BE SEATED @Allisonu14

[nancy @nancyytrann]

cant wait for gen z to take over the world cuz i need email exchanges like these to be the new professional norm @ryanknjenga