Allison Wells 🐌🦇🐸🐢🐟

USFWS biologist at Tishomingo NFH.
FOLLOW MY INSTA FOR MORE NATURE. (she/her)

[Allison Wells 🐌🦇🐸🐢🐟 @AllisonWells24]

Justice for Kaysera Stops Pretty Places - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/3jhe5WBkpS via @Change

[𓅪 Black.Bird. @MsGo]

#TheLastofUsHBO is officially the first piece of media that I know of to address the biggest concern I always think about in these apocalyptic scenarios:

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

SPEND SPRING BREAK IN MIAMI (oklahoma)
PARTYING (interning) WITH YOUR FRIENDS (coworkers)
AT THE BEACH (oklahoma paddlefish research center)

[Allison Wells 🐌🦇🐸🐢🐟 @AllisonWells24]

Idk who's watching #TheLastOfUsHBO, but episode 3 had me crying like a baby. V different from the game, but it was beautiful and I loved it, 10/10.

[trash jones @jzux]

am i burnt out or have i just always been kinda stupid

[Allison Wells 🐌🦇🐸🐢🐟 @AllisonWells24]

Someone please for the love of god explain to me how someone could categorize menstrual products as fucking wound care items I am so weary

[Gone @BarneyLuttbeg]

Recruiting 2 funded PhD students to do integrated population models of bobwhite quail to study the effects of severe weather events and hunting pressure. Experience with coding and modeling is needed. Start date mid-January 2023. Details are here https://t.co/PwJ9pl5Pl0

[Allison Wells 🐌🦇🐸🐢🐟 @AllisonWells24]

Imagine being this afraid of children.

[Governor Kevin Stitt @GovStitt]

I just signed SB3 to prevent gender transition services for minors at Oklahoma Children’s Hospital at OU Health.

This is just the first step.

I am calling on the Legislature to ban all irreversible gender transition surgeries and hormone therapies on minors statewide.

[dani @kordeilogy]

This is extremely accurate

[Allison Wells 🐌🦇🐸🐢🐟 @AllisonWells24]

@DustinGrowick Pineapple BELONGS on pizza

[Allison Wells 🐌🦇🐸🐢🐟 @AllisonWells24]

@katatawuzhere14 @timothykeyes @austinleone @BarneyLuttbeg 😎

[Allison Wells 🐌🦇🐸🐢🐟 @AllisonWells24]

I think I speak for all scientists when I say, we have been losing our minds for a long while now.

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

A clip from Don’t Look Up, and then a real TV interview that just happened

[Allison Wells 🐌🦇🐸🐢🐟 @AllisonWells24]

@DakotaBirder @AndrewBarnas How is this making fun of long time respected ornithologists?

[Anna Merlan @annamerlan]

If a pro-life politician crowing about today’s decision ever paid for your abortion and it feels like the right time to talk about it, my email is [email protected]

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

When the penalty for aborting after rape is more severe than the penalty for rape, that's when you know it's a war on women

[Allison Wells 🐌🦇🐸🐢🐟 @AllisonWells24]

This is fucking disgusting

[koconews @koconews]

"Abortion is a state’s rights issue and it belongs to the people," Gov. Kevin Stitt said in a statement.

Read more comments from Oklahoma lawmakers and leaders here: https://t.co/WVeqDGQcDg

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

it looks like a lovely day to REMIND YOU HEATHENS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY SO JUST MIND YOUR BUSINESS.

FAWNS, DROP EM'.
BIRDS, LEAVE EM'.
RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

ARMADILLOS?¿? ARMADILL-NO.

[Allison Wells 🐌🦇🐸🐢🐟 @AllisonWells24]

@Kier_un_a @memesiwish I have literally been planning for a while to go to this museum

[manny @mannyfidel]

rest in peace to Gilbert Gottfried who has probably the best sequence in game show history on Hollywood Squares. if you're not an old hag like me who remembers the rules, both contestants needed his square to secure the 5-square win, but he decided to troll both of them