Allison Long

Never tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

[Allison Long @ALlong95]

Why do I only ever want to paint my nails before bed? 👣💅🏼

[Allison Long @ALlong95]

I feel like all the years of watching food network shows has paid off now that I have to figure out what meals I can make with only the weird ingredients that stores aren’t sold out of #allisonsgrocerygames #foodnetwork

[Allison Long @ALlong95]

Maybe Netflix will bring FRIENDS back for a quarantine only special time. We’d all be a lot happier. #Netflix #QuarantineAndChill @netflix

[Allison Long @ALlong95]

#turnuptuesday

[Allison Long @ALlong95]

#craftbrewnight #sbcubs @drew_billings

[Allison Long @ALlong95]

Doesn’t everyone have a designated playlist for long drives at night? #rapbattle

[Allison Long @ALlong95]

I believe I’m currently seated next to the grumpiest man on the plane

[Allison Long @ALlong95]

I think people should follow the same courtesy on the treadmills as they would in the bathroom. Leave one between you and someone you don’t know unless you can’t 🤷🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

[Allison Long @ALlong95]

I think if God intended for us to have to drink so much water to be healthy he would have given us bigger bladders 💧💧💧

[Allison Long @ALlong95]

Friday morning and I’m already sad that this weekend only has 2 days instead of 4 days like the last two had.

[Allison Long @ALlong95]

How are there still people that don’t know to turn their headlights on when it’s foggy??

[Allison Long @ALlong95]

Hi my name is Allison and I’m addicted to online shopping. 🤷🏻‍♀️💳💸

[Allison Long @ALlong95]

Is it too much to ask for someone else to clean up the kitchen after I make dinner 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

[Allison Long @ALlong95]

Charged my #iPhone all night and it’s 10:05 am and I have 8% battery 🙄 #iphonebatterylifesucks 👍🏼

[Allison Long @ALlong95]

Thanks #AmericanAirlines for delaying my 11:30am flight 6 times today before finally canceling it 🙄 finally making moves to get home

[Allison Long @ALlong95]

I, without a doubt, will always watch House Bunny every time it’s on TV 🏡 🐰

[Allison Long @ALlong95]

No one ever tells you being an adult means picking up sticks and fertilizing your lawn on a Friday night 🙄

[Allison Long @ALlong95]

I’ve graduated from turning up my music to drown out noises on my car to using it to drown out other people’s noises at a stop light 😂

[Allison Long @ALlong95]

💜🙃💫

[Allison Long @ALlong95]

I’ve sneezed so many times this week I’m not sure how my head hasn’t exploded