michelle

K-pop, cats, D&D, baking, leatherwork, and anything else that helps me survive this hellscape. Computer Science & Game Dev teacher.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Believing that billionaires and trillionaires are fighting for the working class requires an almost comical level of delusion.

[michelle @allonsylu]

I used to love Tracy Morgan. I would literally watch anything he did. I'm a teacher. I never pegged him as the type to assign a person's worth to their bank account. Though I suppose I should thank him for showing me the rich, entitled asshole he really is.

[Variety @Variety]

Tracy Morgan says he “can’t stand teachers” because “they have a limit... that’s all they’re ever going to be.”

Stream the full #ActorsOnActors episode now on the CNN app: https://t.co/jrgGNUTCmX

[michelle @allonsylu]

@ovalina_art Gorgeous!

[jana .ᐟ @haovenscloud]

ppl were like "so which member is taking over seungmin's iconic divine intro? i hope its [name]"

no one. it'll still be seungmin's part to sing and stays would sing along with him. iconic intro indeed 😙

[lolo 🐺 ྀིྀི @juridicobangchn]

chan again today w the sign language interpreter 🥹 he is so polite and respectful. i love him

[michelle @allonsylu]

Amazing!

[˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒕𝒏𝒆𝒚 ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @spear_bunny]

This nypd officer at govball knew the WHOLE S-CLASS CHOREO 😭😭😭

[michelle @allonsylu]

...and it has brought joy and amusement to the masses. Thank you, Sir.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@iamno1s2hold He is a recovering crack addict that has now found a new addiction- it’s apparently called shit posting.

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

If he dies during Pride month, yippie but if he dies on Juneteenth, during Pride... girl. That's God.

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

🚨: Erin Brockovich launches a map tracking AI data centers, and she's asking Americans for help

[michelle @allonsylu]

The #GoogleHealth app is such a mess. Time to shop for a Fitbit alternative now that Google ruined it. So disappointing.

[Rebecca Aguilar (on Blue Sky & LinkedIn) @RebeccaAguilar]

Everyone COPY this video, share it far and wide. Paramount Skydance billionaire baby David Ellison can’t handle that Stephen Colbert is getting millions of views . @Youtube we will cancel our subscription as we did when we dumped @paramountplus.

[michelle @allonsylu]

Still have to assemble a lot of it... but the kids already love the new seats.

[michelle @allonsylu]

Managed to rescue a massive haul of @HermanMiller Public Office Landscape furniture from a storage liquidator for my classroom. All in all, two desk sets, 14 modular seats, 3 storage nooks, and 2 peninsula table bases for $460.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Oil prices today: $105.25 a barrel
Gas prices today: $4.46 a gallon

Oil prices in March 2011: $105.06 a barrel
Gas prices in March 2011: $3.51 a gallon

Big Oil is using the Iran War to rip off Americans at the gas pump.

Let’s end the Iran War & pass a windfall profits tax-NOW.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

MacKenzie Scott divorced Jeff Bezos and got $36 billion in the divorce.

She has donated $26 billion to charity since then.

She’s now worth $42 billion, six billion MORE than when she started

TAX THE BILLIONAIRES. THEY’LL BE FINE.

[THE BOYS @TheBoysTV]

Ya gonna meet two new supes tomorrow, and their suits are the most natural thing about 'em.

[Ronan Farrow @RonanFarrow]

The reporting on OpenAI and Sam Altman that I've been working on for the past year and a half, for @NewYorker, with @andrewmarantz: https://t.co/HEPHN4E54P