Allplatynopuss

i will use this as my personal diary for everything my fried asf brain wants to throw at me

[Allplatynopuss @Allplatynopuss]

@channomie When you figure it out plz tell me 😀🔫

[Allplatynopuss @Allplatynopuss]

@transdrteeth Everyone i know is in the trenches, someone tried to kill themselves during a field trip :/

[levi 🌶🇵🇸 @gnostic_bf]

"...MAKE HER PRAISES HEARD AFAR,
GOD DEFEND NEW ZEALAND!"
🫡🇳🇿🌿🥝🐑💚

[IndiePixie @indie_pixel]

Basically if you care for the whenua, our whenua, if you care about the reo you don’t vote for the fuckery trying to burn that to the ground with imperialistic intentions.

[Allplatynopuss @Allplatynopuss]

@doubletipmarker Gone but never forgotten 😪

[Allplatynopuss @Allplatynopuss]

The death of lincraft has been sooo stretched out. My mum keeps saying “i thought they shut down” every time i come home with One Last Lot Of Fabric Before The (physical) Stores Close

[Allplatynopuss @Allplatynopuss]

@stera_era 👉👈 moots?

[Allplatynopuss @Allplatynopuss]

@doubletipmarker Fuck it i’m following i wanna hear random thoughts

[Allplatynopuss @Allplatynopuss]

@femmeoperaghoul Couldn’t be better

[Allplatynopuss @Allplatynopuss]

@Cellularvice @Bucksheepwife I hope you meant green tramp slut in an affectionate way 😤

[Blythe @ieatapples04]

I love talking to myself on twitter.

[Allplatynopuss @Allplatynopuss]

After 2 1/2 years of university i have finally discovered that starting to work on essays ASAP and slowly chipping away at them instead of pulling all nighters makes life 10x less stressful. I can’t believe I’m privy to such forbidden knowledge

[Allplatynopuss @Allplatynopuss]

@gayjelqing10 Girl same 😭

[Allplatynopuss @Allplatynopuss]

Working at domino’s was actually kind of great. I just pretended i was playing the club penguin pizza making game all day and had a fucking blast

[Allplatynopuss @Allplatynopuss]

I’m so sick of driving 20 minutes to see my boyfriend. why does north christchurch even exist :(

[Allplatynopuss @Allplatynopuss]

@kiwihamlet That elephant was the highlight of my childhood

[Virgil @Coolestkapital]

Concerned with dwindling poll numbers National HQ has come up with a bold new engagement strategy.

[Allplatynopuss @Allplatynopuss]

Out here retweeting stuff for all 3 of the porn bots that follow me

[Allplatynopuss @Allplatynopuss]

@KLobstar Poetry

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

we’re all just employedcels permanently deployed to jobistan until we are eliminated by osama bin laidoff