Captain Fuzzbottom

Small fuzzy mammal. Enjoyer of mammal stuff. Snuggling. Hopping. Live birth. MRA (Mammal Rights Activist). Secular Mammalist.

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@stacycay Sound advice. I’m on it.

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@stacycay Not beating the lizard allegations.

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@ElwoodDogMeat That’s how I want to go! Lucky dogs 🐶

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@KyleKulinski Was Always A Liar Award

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@stacycay I’d give her a pass on this one, it’s a function of her office. It’s policy that matters.

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@RobertoCardel18 @traslosmuros I’ve watched a lot of footage like this but this one still hit really hard. Jesus.

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@hedgehogtold You are a piece of shit.

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@EmmaVigeland @SamSeder No one should ever unironically use the phrase, “I’m speaking my truth.” There should be a law.

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@ElwoodDogMeat Everyone loves a collaborator. Especially such a fluffy one. Who’s a good boy?

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@FarmSanctuary That’s some world-class hopping!

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@sckberry Wooooow…. That was so good.

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@Tim_Walz It certainly wasn’t the pheasant.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 👍���

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@mollyelwood Yes?

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@ElwoodDogMeat That made me tear up a bit 😢 Reminds me of my dad. Before we ate him.

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@EmmaVigeland I guess they couldn’t find an unflattering pic of you 🤣

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Super happy to have a good job again so I can finally be a Pigoneer!

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I've just become a Pigoneer. Join me and help ensure the food for 91 rescued piggies. https://t.co/50JQsiAVoh

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@sibaburck At least they’re warming to the idea that gender is not necessarily the same as biological sex.

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@ElwoodDogMeat 🤣🤣