Your Server

I like more tables than I hate. This is for the ones I hate...

[Cara Amise @caramise]

It's cute you let your 17 yr old son pick up the Mothers Day tab at lunch. What's not cute is the 3$ he left on the 84$ tab #serverproblems

[Your Server @AllServersHate]

"A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter is not a nice person" #truth

[Your Server @AllServersHate]

Just about ready to freak out at anyone who complains .. Don't you know it's exam time & I don't give a shit about your issues?!

[Your Server @AllServersHate]

When I get called off from a shift ..

[Your Server @AllServersHate]

#ServingProblems http://t.co/hMIGfCsccJ

[Your Server @AllServersHate]

Don't sit there for 3 hours & then freak out that you're in a rush to get your bill. Not my problem! #yourserverhatesyou

[Your Server @AllServersHate]

Hahaha - truth!
http://t.co/PEWvCovb3e

[Your Server @AllServersHate]

When I can't go home because my table won't pay and leave after talking for hours:
http://t.co/yQynmVhYQV

[Your Server @AllServersHate]

hahaha YES
http://t.co/uMJCtoJ4xD

[Your Server @AllServersHate]

Trying to come up with ANY excuse to get out of work that will sound legit.. & coming up with the most ridiculous scenarios #DontWannaWork

[Your Server @AllServersHate]

“@sfDOOM: “@_TheFranchise_: If you can't afford a 20% tip, you can't afford to go out to eat. Period” @AllServersHate” ill agree with this!

[Your Server @AllServersHate]

When you hope to get hit by a car on your way to your shift.. #ihatemyjob

[Your Server @AllServersHate]

Some days this couldn't be more true !

[Your Server @AllServersHate]

Coming in 15 minutes before last call & ordering pitchers & food .. Sweet, thanks - didnt wanna get out of here at a decent time anyways.

[Your Server @AllServersHate]

Pretending not to notice you dropped cutlery in the garbage because fuckkkk thaaaat I'm not putting my hand in there to get it!

[Your Server @AllServersHate]

My thoughts exactly ..

[Your Server @AllServersHate]

Having to share a party with another server & then getting the kids table #NothingWorse

[Your Server @AllServersHate]

When you go to wipe your hands on your apron & then realize you're not wearing an apron.. because you're not even at work. #ServerProblems

[Your Server @AllServersHate]

"oh, you hate your job? Why didnt you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, & they meet at the bar."

[Your Server @AllServersHate]

Taking an order at a table while someone is calling your phone & having to pretend there's nothing vibrating violently inside your apron..