All Swimmers Know

The ups and downs that all swimmers know.

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Oh so you have football training 2 times a week? You must be so tired.

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Lick your skin and RT if you smell chlorine

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When you're a meet when everyone is listening to music, but you forgot your headphones

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Everyone else: "Wow you practice 7 times a week?! Are you going to the Olympics?"
Me:

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When people ask if you won your meet at the weekend...

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Each year, swimmers from around the world suffer from dry skin, bad hair days, and lack of social skills. Please RT to help raise awareness.

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Turning up to an away meet with your team like

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How to put on a competition suit:
1. Put legs into suit
2. Twerk a little
3. Sit down
4. Cry

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Non-swimmer friend: "Did you win your meet?"
Me:

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Forever wishing I could somehow force all of the people who think that swimming is an "easy sport" to do a 400 im.

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There's a friend and then there's a "help me get this suit over my ass" friend.

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We've all had this before:

"Your a swimmer?"
"yeah"
"how often do you train"
"7/8 times a week?"
"Omg are you going to the Olympics?"

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Swimming has completely ruined the concept of ‘pool parties’ for me. Those are two words that just don’t mix in my mind.

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Lick your wrist and smell it, RT if you smell chlorine

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If you need to find me I will be:
A) in my bed
B) in the kitchen
C) at the pool

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Forgetting to bring headphones to a swim meet

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Divers: jumps off, does 15 somersaults, re-enacts WWII, tames a lion and enters water with a small splash.
Me: slips on pool deck

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Friend: *tells a funny joke*
Me: *pushes off the wall while laughing*
Me: *chokes on water and almost dies*

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How to win a 200 fly:
1. Good technique.
2. Strong walls.
3. Be born with a genetic mutation that doesn't allow you to feel pain.

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butterfly day aka start making funeral arrangements