Maddie

Alex’s girlfriend. Molly & Daisy’s mom. SHU ‘18/ SHU MBA ‘20

[Maddie @AllTimeMaddie]

Successfully spoke to the cute guy in my LAS class today so basically I'm kicking Thursday's ass.

[Maddie @AllTimeMaddie]

“I hope I’m not still thinking of this ten years from now!” I said ten years ago. (Kill me now, please. Please.)

[HIMYM @OfficialHIMYM]

Dream blunt rotation.

[Maddie @AllTimeMaddie]

I haven’t paid for coffee in so long and these new employees just stare at me like I’m in the mob. I don’t know why it’s free, you don’t know why it’s free. We’re both confused.

[Maddie @AllTimeMaddie]

*sighs, pulls hair out, screams* FINE. I’ll write a second chance romance. Not inspired by real events at all. Nope. NAH.

[Maddie @AllTimeMaddie]

*screams into void*

[Maddie @AllTimeMaddie]

Yearly “I want to throw myself through a wall.” 🤪🤙

[Maddie @AllTimeMaddie]

Let’s write a novel during this crash out. Day one. Hour one. Fresh Out The Slammer is going on this playlist x1000s

[Maddie @AllTimeMaddie]

I’m about to write this book and if this is the one that does it I’m gonna lose it. Writing to keep from crashing out anyway but you know

[Maddie @AllTimeMaddie]

FUCK

[Maddie @AllTimeMaddie]

I want to THROW UP

[Maddie @AllTimeMaddie]

putting Fresh Out The Slammer on this book playlist is diabolical honestly

[Maddie @AllTimeMaddie]

Why do I get the urge to write a second chance romance (read: shoot myself in the FUCKING FOOT) every summer. MAKE IT STOP IT HAS BEEN TEN FUCKING YEARS PLEASE

[Maddie @AllTimeMaddie]

@discofvcker Shut UP you’re so fucking cute

[Maddie @AllTimeMaddie]

@Maddie_Stewart_ @DietCoke If you’re doing it I’m doing it

[Maddie @AllTimeMaddie]

One of my reels is trending rn so I keep seeing my no makeup/ hair in a bun face everywhere and I… hate myself. Can I just do the writer thing without the social media part kthankyou

[Maddie @AllTimeMaddie]

I’m signing a contract so soon for MORE BOOKS. GUYS. 🥲🥲❤️

[Maddie @AllTimeMaddie]

The “dad’s here” versus “dad’s home” TikTok thing:.. Growing up in a “dad’s here” house and knowing my children won’t is the greatest accomplishment I’ve ever had.

[Maddie @AllTimeMaddie]

Starting therapy again so watch out world ya girl is HEALING

[Maddie @AllTimeMaddie]

@discofvcker OKAY BITCH DAMN LOOK AT U

[Maddie @AllTimeMaddie]

honestly ttpd releasing during the same time that I’m living my lifelong dream of writing books AND healing from trauma is top tier