Modesty Johnson

Sharing my church and Church of God humor as a #ourCOG pastor's wife. If you can't say it in church because your on staff then create an anon Twitter account.

[Modesty Johnson @ALLtowerNOpower]

If I color a religious page in an adult coloring book does this count as my daily devotion? @MrChurchGuy #ourCOG

[Modesty Johnson @ALLtowerNOpower]

Can I go ahead and limit the debate to 5 mins per bishop for the upcoming #CoGGA2026 @COGHQ

[Modesty Johnson @ALLtowerNOpower]

So where is the nursery for online church? Nothing like hearing praise and worship mixed with #PawPatrol @my_COG #COG #coronavirus @COGHQ

[Modesty Johnson @ALLtowerNOpower]

@ChrchCurmudgeon It wasn’t going to bed but waking up I heard....what should I do there is a scorpion on my forehead.

[Modesty Johnson @ALLtowerNOpower]

When I get my own church I told @Cog_Swagger that he would need to attend another church to make sure we can stay biblical correct according to 1 Timothy 2:12. @ourCOG #ourCOG #myCOG

[Modesty Johnson @ALLtowerNOpower]

@Cog_Swagger says I lose my vote for where to go to dinner because I can’t decide. It takes @ourCOG long enough to vote on things imagine if women were allowed to contribute? Wait it has taken 6 years for this to come back around so apparently it would have no effect. #myCOG

[Modesty Johnson @ALLtowerNOpower]

Saw a bill board for a mortgage company that said “our love language is lending.” I feel that Dave Ramsey might take issue with that one. Does this mean my love language could be receiving without repayment? #myCOG @ourCOG

[Modesty Johnson @ALLtowerNOpower]

I’m just waiting for the day when the first emotional support animal joins our congregation. #churchgoals #ourCOG @ourCOG

[Modesty Johnson @ALLtowerNOpower]

Found out women becoming bishops might come up again at #GA20 so does this mean we r creating another ministry level above bishops....maybe ordained pope? Bishoped pope? @ourCOG @Cog_Swagger

[Modesty Johnson @ALLtowerNOpower]

Is it just me or does anyone else think if we shrunk Mark Williams he would make an epic COG Ken doll? #gocog #GA16 #tCOGm

[Modesty Johnson @ALLtowerNOpower]

Has anyone else entered your minister code instead of your PIN number because of #ga16 voting #goCOG #tCOGm @ourCOG @totalCOGmove

[Modesty Johnson @ALLtowerNOpower]

@Cog_Swagger just waiting for the newest trend in preaching: make point, set mic down, clap, pick mic back up. #COGdrop #goCOG #ga16 @COGHQ

[Modesty Johnson @ALLtowerNOpower]

@robbailey FYI I'm available to be your quest speaker this year at winterfest or kidfest. But I need 917 more votes #epic #ga16 #goCOG

[Modesty Johnson @ALLtowerNOpower]

@Cog_Swagger @Mr_ModeratorCOG @BowWallace @totalCOGmove Can I get über golf cart ride @ #ga16 convention center? Or is that a bishop thing?

[Modesty Johnson @ALLtowerNOpower]

Due to the sad lack of presidential candidates I've decided to write in whoever we elect as the new #ga16 general overseer #goCOG @ourCOG

[Modesty Johnson @ALLtowerNOpower]

Thanks to Lecrae for my #ga16 theme song "I can play the background..." I'll be backup dancing behind @Cog_Swagger #gocog

[Modesty Johnson @ALLtowerNOpower]

I only use comfort foods as fishing bait sine Jesus told us to be fishers of men. #Oversaved @OversavedGirl #ourCOG

[Modesty Johnson @ALLtowerNOpower]

I'm starting to worry that my lack of scrap booking is somehow going to effect my ministry. #ourCOG

[Modesty Johnson @ALLtowerNOpower]

@SarcastBapt I'm picking all the preschool Sunday school kids for my team. Gonna call them The Sunday Shin Splitters #ourCOG #epic

[Modesty Johnson @ALLtowerNOpower]

I prefer to let the #Women 's ministry sabotage my career. @pastorswife2020 #ourCOG