Ally 🌙

UMT• SIUE Graduate• Forensic Anthropology • AllyCat’s Crafts • Animal Mom

[Ally 🌙 @Ally00013]

If you ever think I may be giving you a dirty look, it's because I am

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

candid of me being offered a cigarette on a night out

[Ally 🌙 @Ally00013]

I’ve eaten like 4 scones today and that’s so many scones

[Ally 🌙 @Ally00013]

I hope everyone has a great day except for the person that keeps adding Taylor Swift to Indie playlists, I hope you have a terrible day

[Ally 🌙 @Ally00013]

Lunchables are honestly just small charcuterie boards

[Ally 🌙 @Ally00013]

I really just be getting my masters to argue with my family over evolution

[Ally 🌙 @Ally00013]

There are two kinds of people—people that think Friends is funny and people that are funny

[¢orie @corietjohnson]

at this point i’m begging there to be good looking clothes for fat people. why are u trying to sell me a gray shirt with ariel on it i am 26 years old

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

When I visit my hometown for Thanksgiving

[jadey 🤍🩵 @missmilkton]

me staring at the moon while i’m driving about to crash

[Ally 🌙 @Ally00013]

People will really just use you and then toss you aside until they need you again

[Ally 🌙 @Ally00013]

Why does Planet Fitness only play Maroon 5 or Whistle by Flo Rida

[Ally 🌙 @Ally00013]

I cannot be the only one that sporadically downloads 15 random apps every 6 months just to delete them immediately

[Ally 🌙 @Ally00013]

It’s so awkward when someone you don’t really know just starts singing, I’m just like 🧍🏻‍♀️like why did this McDonald’s employee go so hard

[Ally 🌙 @Ally00013]

@uhhhhh_jess Me: candy corn bat

[D✨ @DoseofDeeCee]

All you hear is the one cashier upfront fighting for their life

[тяαᥴꫀ @flept]

*5 mins after getting kidnapped*

“So what made you choose me?”