Ally

be good, be safe

[Ally @Ally_Gents]

Leo is like if you forced an iPad kid to go outside. He hates the outside

[Ally @Ally_Gents]

I’ll interact with someone once in my lifetime and my mom will add them on Facebook and wish them a happy birthday every year

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I’m in a vet group on Facebook and I swear every day it’s something like, “we have a life or death emergency but we can’t afford vet care” hello???? Sell a kidney idk what to tell you

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I wonder if Chris would notice if I steal Edward Cullens vows to Bella for our wedding? Because I’m shit with words

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@MyBobs customer service is trash

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I’m the most understanding stylist ever so if you no show me I hope you stub all your toes. I don’t even care if, “the vibes are off today” is your excuse. Just let me know 😩😩

[Ally @Ally_Gents]

The universe is testing me because why are there so many good show happening AND my favorite tattoo artist is coming to town when I’m trying to pay for a wedding

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I’ve literally been crying over an anglerfish for three days

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Why can’t wedding vendors post pricing on their websites? I don’t want to call you 😩

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Imagine almost ruining your engagement because you needed a snack before you left the house

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Everyone who calls last minute for a hair appointment before Christmas is getting coal

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Would it be inappropriate to tell the vet doing Lily’s surgery tomorrow that if something goes wrong he’ll have to euthanize me?

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I need to meet whoever designed the Whole Foods parking lot and I need to fist fight them

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I think seeing @HaveMercyMD would heal me

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My dog hating the sound of babies crying is slightly concerning 😅

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@shannanagramss Ahhh I’m obsessed!

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No one naps harder than my dog who was a menace and kept everyone else awake last night

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Every year the tourists leave and Gloucester decides to tear up the city. This is a cannon event and it can’t be stopped

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I will not rest until I rip all the dry skin off my lips (it’s actually a huge problem)

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@shannanagramss Same. Also where do we buy clothes?