Ally: King of the Rats

a rascal and a lazy danger

[Ally: King of the Rats @Ally_Keck]

I never tweet about my d&d mini painting hobby, but I've finally peaked. Here's Shrek John Cena

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

I have nothing in common with people who have keyless entry capability on their car. You and I are different. You live a life of ease, I am the working man.

[Ally: King of the Rats @Ally_Keck]

@heyitsmeshaunna The real egregious part of this is "whala"

[charlie @chunkbardey]

drinking liquids so as to change my behavior

[Ally: King of the Rats @Ally_Keck]

@heyitsmeshaunna you should go replace me on my trivia team, this shit comes up a lot

[Ally: King of the Rats @Ally_Keck]

@trickshootah @facebook rip

[Chambraigne Socialist @bombsfall]

If you are tricked by a brand's April Fool goof that is on you. If Chef Boyardee can get one over on you that is something to prayerfully consider

[Ally: King of the Rats @Ally_Keck]

@MetroidDatabase haha, yes. that's me with the king of kong

[Ally: King of the Rats @Ally_Keck]

lol guess which one is me

[Metroid Database @MetroidDatabase]

@MAGFest Yeah, I took a few.

[Ally: King of the Rats @Ally_Keck]

@GlennYoungkin @GregAbbott_TX Shut the fuck up, Glenn

[Ally: King of the Rats @Ally_Keck]

left magfest and then played some games at iridian gallery today @alecrobbins

[Ally: King of the Rats @Ally_Keck]

@heyitsmeshaunna 7-11 pizza has saved my life

[Ally: King of the Rats @Ally_Keck]

Killer tofuuu

[aLec robBins @alecrobbins]

the early darkness isn’t affecting me at all. unrelated but i am going to crawl headfirst into a sewage drain

[Shaunna Says @heyitsmeshaunna]

we're getting abortions tonite girlies!!!! ❤️💥🤸‍♀️🎸🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊

[Ally: King of the Rats @Ally_Keck]

@KenomeCorp chesapeake has herons

[Shaunna Says @heyitsmeshaunna]

i was mothman for halloween and Ally was The Pricemaster

[Charlie James @malecowgirl]

guys we as a species need to focus all our efforts on making a cigarette that’s good for you. we should be working on this around the clock