Ally

[Ally @AllyCatt5]

Being really lazy and having to pee every five seconds just really fucking sucks. #PregnancyProbs

[sassy unicorn @tbhsassyunicorn]

bras should be free.

i didnt choose the boob life
the boob life chose me
u know

[katie @twofacedlily]

why do I have to wear bras and make up I didn't even ask to be a girl

[Ally @AllyCatt5]

If you can't handle me being a completely different person every 10 minutes than we probably can't be friends.

[Ally @AllyCatt5]

You can't spell school without I want to stab myself.

[Ally @AllyCatt5]

When hoes have bible versus in their bios and shit like bitch we all know you suck dick on Saturdays

[sassy unicorn @tbhsassyunicorn]

*does messy bun 8 times*

[sassy unicorn @tbhsassyunicorn]

the struggle not to roll my eyes at people when they talk is so real

[sassy unicorn @tbhsassyunicorn]

i got a blank space, and it's my paper that's due tomorrow

[sassy unicorn @tbhsassyunicorn]

Theres a thin line between being sassy and being a straight up bitch and I cross it everyday

[sassy unicorn @tbhsassyunicorn]

if you cant handle the sass
you cant handle the ass

[sassy unicorn @tbhsassyunicorn]

ppl who make fun of outfit repeating? I look bomb af so im gonna wear this again, I'll even wear it to your funeral if you keep talking shit

[sassy unicorn @tbhsassyunicorn]

Febreezing my assignments so my teacher can't smell the bullshit