Allycia Puzas

Writer. Marketer. ESFJ.

[Allycia Puzas @AllyciaPuzas]

@elizallen_ Oh “cats ring bells for treats” are definitely celebrities in my book! Loved this.

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@ayyyylo Where ya off to @ayyyylo?

[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

When you tell your husband to not fuck up the deviled eggs he’s carrying and he fake drops them to mess with you but then that actually fucks up the deviled eggs.

[nyc blonde @NYC_Blonde]

There is nothing more New York than sitting at a group dinner making small talk with a friend of a friend exclaiming that you're so excited it's spring while it's still 40 degrees outside.

[Allycia Puzas @AllyciaPuzas]

I think the most surprising revelation about living alone is that I still can’t ever find a pair of scissors when I need them.

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@Delta Having issues on site and phone lines. Every time I request a call back the bot hangs up on me. How can I contact you for reservation assistance?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Makes me so mad when smart, ethical scientists I know are accused of publishing climate papers for “grant money”. They earn 🥜 vs their other opportunities, but give that up to help world. But their accusers make billions by slowing down clean energy. Which is more credible?

[Allycia Puzas @AllyciaPuzas]

Second article in 2 days I've seen incorrectly define the ages of Millennials. For the last time: Millennials are people born between 1981-1996. It's not a phase of your life that you grow out of, like adolescence. #pleasestop

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@AdrianneVarwig This cracked me up.

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And with some of these hitting entirely too close to home, it's time for a 3 day weekend. #startups https://t.co/VPPzbKYfSO

[Allycia Puzas @AllyciaPuzas]

I am outside on a rooftop, writing, and it is 79 degrees, with a 7 mph wind, 59% humidity. This may rival @ContainerStore for my new happy place.

[Allycia Puzas @AllyciaPuzas]

Ladies, if you've ever felt you weren't being heard, know that the amazing women at @bustle are taking your feedback and telling those stories. #marketresearch #ContentStrategy

[Pollfish @pollfish]

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Please tell me this is real. https://t.co/rFuQp1W8qL

[Product Hunt 😸 @ProductHunt]

Someone finally fixed it!

[Allycia Puzas @AllyciaPuzas]

A well-written article from @forbes explaining the (somewhat dismal) future of #medicare and #socialsecurity in our lifetimes. https://t.co/nHBaagRzWb

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@Casper is #contentmarketing goals. https://t.co/0aga825yp9

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Had some fun doing the voiceover for this clip highlighting what we were up to last week at #MAU2018. https://t.co/tALM3vElCi

[Prolific Interactive @weareprolific]

Last week at #MAU2018 we drove golf balls and conversations about #mobilegrowth at our Topgolf event with @mParticles and @leanplum https://t.co/Tz9GU7xljg

[Allycia Puzas @AllyciaPuzas]

"Boys will be boys. Mass murderers will be men." @guardian https://t.co/vEp97FB9c1

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@dgeorge @PetCareTweets Umm adopt them all?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Tesla batteries are currently live & delivering power at 662 locations in Puerto Rico. Team is working 24/7 to activate several hundred more. https://t.co/OMu8qKJvLy