Ally Eshman

[Ally Eshman @AllyEshman]

I would take the every couple hours being awake any way to keep them so small 😭😭

[Ally Eshman @AllyEshman]

The worst part about being a parent is watching your babies grow up, I wish they could stay little forever.

[Ally Eshman @AllyEshman]

*watching the middle of season 10 VPR where they show what’s to come*
Tyler: how the hell are we supposed to go to sleep now?

[housewives whore @tamrajudgemepls]

future mrs umansky #RHOBH #VanderpumpRules

[Ally Eshman @AllyEshman]

@TylerSperry

[Vanderpump Rules 🏳️‍🌈 @sur_rules]

Rachel is MIA and filming begins tomorrow. Should she return? #PumpRules

[Ally Eshman @AllyEshman]

@TylerSperry YESSSSS!

[Ally Eshman @AllyEshman]

man someone protect these families in this Netflix murder doc please

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Yes, a minimum wage worker should be able to afford rent and groceries with their paycheck.

[Jake List @JakeMatthewList]

I can’t believe the Eagles and Chiefs get to go to the Rihanna concert

[Wes Bergmann 🌋 @WestonBergmann]

Why am I like the fifteenth most relevant cast member of this season?

[Zach Nichols @ZNichols15]

Aneesa drug Amber around that ring like a mama lion taking an injured antelope back to the den for a feast. No contest.

[Haydn Schneider @HaydnSchneider]

Advice to my kids in the future.
Avoid alcohol and drugs until late 20s. Forever is better. Avoid porn. Don’t sleep around. Marry someone with good motherly instincts. Have children. Become skilled at many things. Have fun. Love your family above all.

[Joe Gunn @joegunn]

You guys I think since it’s Jen’s trip she should get the biggest cell

[Jenni @hashjenni]

“r u dumb???” Is my favorite thing to say when I’m arguing

[Ally Eshman @AllyEshman]

Hells gonna freeze over, Tyler’s going to a Morgan Wallen concert

[Ally Eshman @AllyEshman]

man I laughed at all the ppl trying to get Taylor swift tickets now here I am going to be in the same boat for Morgan wallen 😭😭😭

[Ally Eshman @AllyEshman]

FACTS

[Brittany Swain @beeswain]

Honestly it’s impossible not to be obsessed with Morgan Wallen🤷‍♀️

[Ally Eshman @AllyEshman]

this time of year sucks cause all the memories on my phone are w my dad and it never gets easier. having my daughter only makes it worse bc I wish he was here for her 😢