Ally

Bring it all. I am not afraid of the dark.

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

Trust women.

[Ally @AllyFishedYou]

I would die for a kiddie cocktail rn.

[Ally @AllyFishedYou]

If you told me I would be crying watching Bridgerton, I would have believed you because I am a sap but also because Penelope is the best leading lady. 🥰

[Ally @AllyFishedYou]

@DotSlashNick @allieshazam Nick if you don’t get outta here with your BS!! Don’t listen to him!

[Ally @AllyFishedYou]

It’s amazing that as soon as I have a toddler that will destroy a puzzle, a bunch of cool puzzles come out. PLEASE INVITE ME OVER FOR A PUZZLE PARTY.

[Ally @AllyFishedYou]

Me: *Trying to wean*
All my sponsored posts: INCREASE YOUR MILK SUPPLY
ME: 🤺🤺🤺🤺

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

"Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites," a song by Skrillex, has been observed to work as a mosquito repellent due to its low-frequency vibrations

The research also found that mosquitoes exposed to the song had significantly reduced mating activities

[Ally @AllyFishedYou]

@HayleyKobe You’re doing it right 👍🏼

[Ally @AllyFishedYou]

@people This makes me physically ill. Why are we so ready to excuse predatorial behavior from those in religious offices???

[Ally @AllyFishedYou]

How come Fordy can sleep through anything loud, but is startled at the mere whisper of my cough? Whose kid is this?

[Ally @AllyFishedYou]

I love prom season because FB marketplace is just full of people selling their RIDICULOUSLY priced dresses. Honey, you let your daughter spend $500 on a dress she wore to the country inn and suites with a boy whose mom still makes his doctor appointments?

[Ally @AllyFishedYou]

Y’all ever unfriend or unfollow someone because their significant other gives you the ick? (Bonus points if that SO is my husband) 😂

[Ally @AllyFishedYou]

Love listening to my dad be a grandpa 🥰

[Ally @AllyFishedYou]

😡“EVERYTHING IS SO EXPENSIVE HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO LIVE”
Those of us who grew up broke, it is our time to ✨shine✨👍🏼

[Ally @AllyFishedYou]

The way this child WILL NOT sleep… I’m going to take so much joy in waking him up at 5AM when he’s 15

[Ally @AllyFishedYou]

@DotSlashNick’s son has spent all day in my ribs. How come both of them have to be a pain at the same time?

[Ally @AllyFishedYou]

Little Pumpkin vibes 😍🎃

[Ally @AllyFishedYou]

Little boy let mom and dad feel his little foot pushing out tonight 😭

[Ally @AllyFishedYou]

I’ve always liked peanut butter but this baby must LOVE it because he does a little dance when I have it and can’t get enough PB on English muffins 🥰

[Ally @AllyFishedYou]

Having a close relationship with your mom means constantly checking her iPhone location to figure out why she isn’t texting you back or answering the phone.