Gabe Itch

Heart of gold, knob of butter! #BlackLivesMatter #TransLivesMatter #LGBwiththeT #IndyRef2 #FuckTheTories 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 He/Him

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@sallytrademark https://t.co/BG76iW2vws

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@TeaCharra Eastenders’ ‘Big Mo’ as an enormous homosexual.

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@kyranthrax Love it, but why is it giving me @NickyHJ #10YearsYounger makeover vibes? 😘😘😘 xx

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@druidDUDE I swear to God, one day they’re just going to trot out Jocelyn Wildenstein in a pair of shades and expect us to believe it’s Melania.

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@trussliz And on next weeks show…….. Myra Hindley gives her thoughts and advice on child care options.

Why does there always seem to be a direct correlation between upper lip volume and moronic obliviousness? Lipless 🟰 clueless!

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@tomwalsh_93 Call the police and let them know where to find the (my) body in approximately 6 to 8 hours

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@DevonESawa If anyone could, or mainly SHOULD do it, it��s you Devon. But only because @JenniferTilly’s boobs couldn’t fit in the sweater.

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@ryjestem Love it! Much more pit action in future please! Xx

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@4leafcloverfish xx

[Retiredtina @bradentbh]

When someone asks what the “www” stands for at the beginning of a URL

[Spice Girls Vault @SpiceGirlsVault]

Turning 26 years old is @OfficialMelB’s debut solo single, “I Want You Back” featuring American rap sensation, @MissyElliott.
Released on 14th September 1998, IWYB topped the UK singles chart on 20th September ‘98, the same day the Spice Girls Spiceworld tour drew to a close.

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@HottyHarris @Chloejaneriaz I doubt it. But the local chippy might struggle to cover their rent for a few weeks.

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@Ashy_slashee I’m sure someone will have beaten me to it but……….

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@NoContextBrits

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@mtgreenee WORST. TECHNIQUE. EVER! I’m surprised you’ve not been injured already. Stick to lifting weight incorrectly and keep your damn mouth shut you worthless bag of bleach blonde horse shit.

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@RealEmirHan Technically not a film, but still………

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@GingerJohnson_ Suella Braverman being absolutely roasted by total silence, and GB news of all people, walked her straight in to it. Inject it in to my veins 😂😂😂 xx

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@darren_scott Between this and Grotbags a few years ago I now feel like my childhood is completely dead 💔💔💔 xx

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@JaneyGodley That’s we we gay men call “speed bumps’ xx

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@AineDonegal @JaneyGodley The fact that there’s no chin attached to it. He looks like Gail Platt without her wig on. Xx

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@JaneyGodley *is

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@JaneyGodley I think the ‘bag�� he’s referring to if full of coke. Xx