Ally Iseman | she/her

Recovering VP with a screenwriting habit. #PreWGA • Prone to cerebral flatulence. The world is your oyster mushroom. The Answer = 42.

[Ally Iseman | she/her @AllyIseman]

I have an extra room in my house in Santa Monica, CA. If you need to come to the state to have an abortion, you will have a safe place to stay, rest, and heal.

Inspired by @jennystojkovic.
United we stand.
Hear us roar.

#RoeVsWade #SCOTUS #Abortion #ReproductiveRights

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Wow. It’s nice to see some positive news related to the WGA strike.

[Ally Iseman | she/her @AllyIseman]

“You can’t make meat from plants!”

…

Yea, and you can’t write without a pencil or send mail without a stamp.

🌱 ✏️ 📝 ✉️ 📫 📮💚

#PlantBased #Vegan #VeganMeat #PlantMeat #VeganHumor #VeganJokes #VeganTwitter

[Ally Iseman | she/her @AllyIseman]

@Coffins_Coffee @Palmer69420 @WGAWest @sagaftra Exactly the issue.

[Ally Iseman | she/her @AllyIseman]

Don’t understand the current #WritersStrike? It’s a long story… and if we’re finally paid sustainable livable wages we’ll tell it.

#PreWGA #WriterTwitter #Solidarity @WGAWest #WGA @sagaftra #FairPay #OnStrike #Strike

[Ally Iseman | she/her @AllyIseman]

Give up? I don’t even know how to spell kwit.

#WriterTwitter #Solidarity #PreWGA #Comedy #Humor #FunnyWomen #LaughterIsTheBestMedicine

[Ally Iseman | she/her @AllyIseman]

@tonyakay Might sound cheesy, but I think you’re amazing 😘

[Ally Iseman | she/her @AllyIseman]

Join me and @GlblCtzn in our Pledge to go Plant-Based. I started in 2006 and I'm still learning and improving. It's never too late to start, try, or get curious!

https://t.co/mEOO6pHQN8

#globalcitizen #plantbased #tryvegan

[Ally Iseman | she/her @AllyIseman]

Influenzar (noun): in•floo•en•zer

Someone who uses their influence on social media to spread misinformation like a virus.

#WriterTwitter #FluSeason
#Influencers #Influenza #Flu

[Ally Iseman | she/her @AllyIseman]

So stoked for tonight! Who else is coming?!

[Ally Iseman | she/her @AllyIseman]

@AngelaCohen Perfection

[UnrealDeli @UnrealDeli]

I'll have what she's having...

If you really want the full-body deli experience, #MakeItUnreal.

#UnrealDeli #DeliSandwich #whenharrymetsally

[Ally Iseman | she/her @AllyIseman]

Get $50 off a stay @outsiteco! Treat yourself to a workation in Cali, Mexico or Costa Rica...or Portugal, Morocco or Ibiza...

I'm obsessed with this new remote worker community & STOKED to take my 1st month-long #workation @ their Tulum Centro location!

https://t.co/BPKNsx0sGc

[Ally Iseman | she/her @AllyIseman]

@UnrealDeli Feast: Steak Chimichurri
Munch: Reuben
Kick: Turkey BLT

[Ally Iseman | she/her @AllyIseman]

@officialDannyT Got ‘em on the first try!! Love your vegan offerings @TrejosTacos 🌮💚🌱 #TrejosDonuts

[Ally Iseman | she/her @AllyIseman]

My talk on behalf of @UnrealDeli has been featured at @Ecommerce_Tech's virtual event “The Best of the Future of #Ecommerce.” FREE on-demand access until Dec 29th:

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[Derric 🛒💻 Haynie @SixPeppers]

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[Ally Iseman | she/her @AllyIseman]

This man is a true mensch, not to mention having great taste in dinner menus 💚 #UnrealDeli #MakeItUnreal #BeLikeKevin

[KevinSmith @ThatKevinSmith]

Here’s a look at our Golden Calves dinner, where members of That Kevin Smith Club came to my house and I made them hummus & @UnrealDeli cheese steaks! Wanna join the Club as a Clerk, Mallrat, Funployee, Yoga Hoser, Fashionable Male or Ranger Danger? Go to https://t.co/c2Xw8c2aGm!

[Ally Iseman | she/her @AllyIseman]

@DEADLINE Congrats @MickeyFisher73 💚💚💚

[Ally Iseman | she/her @AllyIseman]

@UnrealDeli Oo that hit deep 🥰

[Ally Iseman | she/her @AllyIseman]

I’m a Steak Salad…
Which foodie sign are you?

#Vegan #Foodie #Voodie #FoodSign #StarSign #Zodiac #ZodiacSigns #WhatsYourSign #UnrealDeli #MakeItUnreal

[UnrealDeli @UnrealDeli]

This is your sign to make an Unreal meal today. ✨

What sign are you? Find yours and make the corresponding dish.

Share with us in the comments what you're cooking up today!

📸 - vegetaryn, orchardgrocer & grownsasfoods on IG

[UnrealDeli @UnrealDeli]

Pub Subs + Unreal Deli = #CoupleGoals 💚

A match made in heaven, our Roasted Turk'y slices are now available in the mouth-wateringly fresh "Meatless Turkey Club" found at your local @publix deli counter.

Have you ordered one yet?🥪

#pubsubs #unrealdeli #perfectpair #delicious