Rozza Ally

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[Rozza Ally @AllyRozza]

That's me and I am not a guy

[Adesewa @t_Duches]

Men are so private online. A guy could be moving to another country or having his first child, and he’d still only post a random football score on his story.

[Rozza Ally @AllyRozza]

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[vuala @qick254frost]

@Yusto680876 Sasa niachane na kuwa plumber!?
Hii Nairobi mnanihangaisha sana

[Rozza Ally @AllyRozza]

Last year. I was in Dubai airport coming back to Kenya .and let me tell you the level of noise making naijas can make it can blow your peace away
As Kenyans we are polite and value peace with everyone.

[Chisom Agbafor @ChisomAgbafor]

What is going on in Kenya?

I ordered food, ate half, then told the waiter the egg wasn’t properly fried.

He apologized.

APOLOGIZED ooo.

And brought a fresh plate.

I was already mentally preparing for a full-blown hot argument.

[Rozza Ally @AllyRozza]

@MrKimmKE Interested

[Rozza Ally @AllyRozza]

@Cdarle @Coopbankenya Kumbe tuko wengi something wrong with. Card and expiry with callers claiming to from co-op bank

[Rozza Ally @AllyRozza]

I have already followed you to follow up the juicy story.

[Robert @Robert13313519]

@georgenjoroge_ That kid looks like you.

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

My friend Joshua Muiruri has okayed this post.

Sometime last year had a vasectomy.

I was there. He was Cut. Stitch. Done.

He never told his wife.

Today, 27th December she gave birth to a healthy baby.

Let that sink in.

Now I can confirm, Vasectomy only works when you tell your wife.

Failure to tell her, research shows she'll continue giving birth to healthy children...

We’ve arranged for an intervention tomorrow once the doctor declares her ready to go home.

He’s unleashing hell once doc clears her.

He plans to be merciless!

Merry Christmas, cheater. 💔🔥

[Rozza Ally @AllyRozza]

@Thebiglade Absolutely

[Rozza Ally @AllyRozza]

@LumenX_ Amen

[Rozza Ally @AllyRozza]

@Josh001J I work in emergency dept in a level 5 HSP.all our patients that need surgical services wether elective or emergency and have paid there Sha. All fees are paid by SHA in full.

[Rozza Ally @AllyRozza]

@OwinoSueh Ile ngamia ya kwenda sokoni ndo umechinja aki wewe 😀

[Rozza Ally @AllyRozza]

@AfricanHub_ Here in Kenya it has been free since 2013

[Rozza Ally @AllyRozza]

Vile nimechoma data nikidhani ni the 4th wallahi

[Hon. Michael Makarina @michaelmakarina]

El Presidente is okay, he will be back soon when is fully recovered. Let's pray for him.

#KufaMakangaOkoaNchi #morarakebaso Fake Apology President William Ruto #KufaMakangaOkoaNchi Israel #earthquake

[Hon. Michael Makarina @michaelmakarina]

El Presidente is okay, he will be back soon when is fully recovered. Let's pray for him.

#KufaMakangaOkoaNchi #morarakebaso Fake Apology President William Ruto #KufaMakangaOkoaNchi Israel #earthquake

[Rozza Ally @AllyRozza]

These will be real protesters I tell you maina.

[Migwi Sir @migwisir]

William Ruto will accuse this child and her family next of treason. NKT!!! I hope the Kenyan Citizens watakuwa na a peaceful night at Weston Hotel.

#RejectFinanceBill2024 State of Emergency Sugoi Charlene Mace #Kairo Timba XO Githurai

[Migwi Sir @migwisir]

William Ruto will accuse this child and her family next of treason. NKT!!! I hope the Kenyan Citizens watakuwa na a peaceful night at Weston Hotel.

#RejectFinanceBill2024 State of Emergency Sugoi Charlene Mace #Kairo Timba XO Githurai

[Rozza Ally @AllyRozza]

Saa zingine unlog in uku X unapata tends unafuata lakini wapi ata huelewi kitu.
Sasa naona chelimo na sam gituku sipati kitu ng'o

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

I’m gonna give 30 random people that repost this and follow me and @Pulte $1,000 ($30,000 in total) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours.

[Rozza Ally @AllyRozza]

What is it about this corner

[Hon. Aden Duale, EGH @HonAdenDuale]

This is serious