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another white girl who loves animals 🤍 tweets are my own. she/hers

[ally 🤍 @AllySchipma]

I understand the general appeal of having kids But I also just took an hour nap on the couch then had some ice cream for lunch… so I understand it a little bit less I guess

[ally 🤍 @AllySchipma]

one of my favorite things about all the first year students being back is watching them find their friends the first few weeks of school. it’s so cute

[ally 🤍 @AllySchipma]

do you ever just look around your apartment like “yes I love this little place decorated by me so much”

[ally 🤍 @AllySchipma]

being cheated on by an unemployed man who has a pending felony charge is a different type of humbling. but, moving that energy right along cause #karma 💫

[ally 🤍 @AllySchipma]

can i not breathe because of the humidity or the excess wildfire smoke today? stay tuned to this episode of “living in the midwest” to find out!

[ally 🤍 @AllySchipma]

every time I finish one of my doctoral classes I feel so energized and excited, @Baylor is definitely not easy- but so worth it. #DrAllyLoading

[Bre-40 @CatwalkDarling]

Men taught how to do what now?!?

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo thinks it's time to go back to sleep. 😴

[ally 🤍 @AllySchipma]

@erikstrobl NOOOOOOO NO NOOOOOO ugh he lived such a beautiful life with you- what a special dog.

[ally 🤍 @AllySchipma]

do I love all dogs? yes

do I understand people paying a thousand dollars for a dog when millions of shelter pets are euthanized each year for space reasons? no

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

umm what’s this…

[ally 🤍 @AllySchipma]

@LayahHeilpern your level of stupidity is astounding

[YourFriendKevin @YourFriendKevin]

This amount of Photoshop counts as gender affirming care

[Flamenco Supporter @StallionDisco]

You won’t break my soul ✨

[ally 🤍 @AllySchipma]

today was such a good day 🤍

[kie @criminalplaza]

fatphobia is crazy bc why are people arguing AGAINST having bigger seats on airplanes 😭 that benefits everyone

[ally 🤍 @AllySchipma]

I don’t know what it is, but every time I see a hummingbird at my little backyard feeder in the middle of the city I get so happy 🥰

[ally 🤍 @AllySchipma]

non-scale victory: comfortably sitting and crossing my legs for the first time in forever

[ally 🤍 @AllySchipma]

honestly the most alarming part about getting contacts is having 20/20 vision in the shower. been taking blurry ass showers for 10 years, it’s so crisp in there!!!

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

men who play devil's advocate in arguments where they have no stake in the topic and can remain calm while the other person gets emotional and then think they have won should be sent to space