Allyse

lol.

[7rq @gloccnim]

AND I just wanna thank god for not making me allergic to seafood

[kevikev @KevCoke6]

Dolly Parton ran a strict program. She left very clear instructions on how her death should be announced, by whom, and what should happen next.

[🎟️#GoataFC @PlutoCooked]

Football season being back is the best feeling ever until your defense gives up that first 3rd and long

[🥰 @aliahhhh_]

I keep logging on to canvas and looking at these assignments in disbelief that I signed myself up for school yet again 😭😭😭😭😭

[MTP @marytylerpoor]

Only five?

[𝔎𝔱 ❤️‍🔥 @caddyshackmeow]

yeah and i'm gonna do it again tonight

[Steelcityrepping @steelcityreppin]

Sure, kids at Penn State were selling blow to the athletic director. At least the kids weren’t getting blown by the athletic director

I call that progress!

[Sam @samhtfc1907]

someone at snapchat needs to fuck off with all the random notifications

[ً @artfuIchaos]

“AI will replace you” I’d like to see AI turn a small inconvenience into a huge panic attack.

[kieran @skeleangel]

Having to pretend food and my weight aren’t all I think about every second of every day

[DunkersBurgh @yinzerspeaks]

📠📠📠

[miia @miiagarro]

i’m so glad i met my worst ex while i was young. that mf trained me for war

[Kendra Middleton @KendraMiddleton]

Is this a sacrifice to the power plant?

[JessieM💛🖤 @JmRamsey55]

Absolutely 0 chance i overreact to a preseason game tonight 🤣

[Snoopy&woodstock🐾 @Snoopylover04]

the people asking why snoopy is crying on his birthday have clearly never experienced being a girl

[Andrew Fillipponi @ThePoniExpress]

This man. Mike Tomlin. Will be on our TV screens tonight. Analyzing the play of Kenny Pickett. One of the several quarterbacks he couldn’t develop properly. And he’ll tell us things like if you have red paint, paint the barn red. And it won’t make sense. That being said. I can’t wait.

[NFL @NFL]

No. 41 on the NFL Top 100 Players of 2026…

@steelers LB T.J. Watt! @NFLFilms