ally Ⓥ🥑

✰ huge ariana stan ✰ passionate about the environment ✰ she/her ✰ BLM ✰ Colorado

[ally Ⓥ🥑 @allyson__paige]

the guy next to me on the plane purchased wifi only to have his gf break up with him over text

[Kaze @Evren_sszn]

I'm such a slut for casual intimacy. Like yesss rest your chin on my shoulder while we're in line at the grocery store, I live for that sht

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

I totally understand you

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

Maga is apparently now boycotting going to NYC because they hate the mayor. They say they will never go there again. I mean is this guy fucking amazing or what? That place is going to be a fucking paradise now

[bONGO 🌐 @wariocolosseum]

it’s very refreshing seeing a company actually push back against ai instead of submitting to it

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“I don’t believe in climate change.”

It’s science. It’s either you understand climate change or you don’t. Has nothing to do with your beliefs.

[Zach @zjfrank13]

I’m a simple guy. I just want to see Taylor Swift in her wedding dress or proof of death from Mitch McConnell. I don’t ask for much.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

"you let your cat sleep with you" i'd let that mf represent me in court

[miia @miiagarro]

"all women do is use men"

never in my life have i found a man useful

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Hear me out…

Since we’re having such a hard time finding male candidates without a history of abuse, sexual assault, or rape maybe it’s time we started electing more women.

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

You know what actually keeps neighborhoods cooler in the summer? TREES. Literally trees. Stop cutting them down for data centers and then acting shocked when our cities turn into ovens. Give us our damn trees back. We don’t need another data center.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

The fact that you can be brain dead and still be a Republican Senator is very on brand for the entire party.

[M ⌖ ÆON @YUNGSADISTlC]

the only data center that should be funded is the fucking library.

[Bipolar Barbie - team 🚫🐝✂️👨‍🦲 @tonedeafandh0t]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew hating Taylor Swift was rooted in misogyny and every day I’m proven right

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Proof that nobody with money is actually trying to solve the real problems.

[tamsii🪻 @Tarrsworld]

a movie about a woman superhero beating and killing men who traffick and rape little girls hmm no wonder men bombed the reviews and shit about it like the catty dicks they are..

[Rev. Justin Berkobien @JustinBerkobien]

If you owe a woman 5 million dollars for sexual assault you also owe the country your resignation.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"your cat will eat you when you die" yeah but he shows infinite grace by making no attempt in the meantime. leave him alone

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If trans people in sports bother you more than pedophiles in politics, your priorities are fucked.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

I don't give a shit that America is 250 years old. This country lets people without insurance die, leaves its veterans to rot on the streets, and blows up little kids in their schools.

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

If I die before my cats, please bring them to smell and see my body. Cats understand life & death, I don’t want them to ever think I abandoned them.