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[allyssa keefer @AllyssaKeefer]

@BwaySouthBend , just entered the lottery for #LionKing tickets. What a great bday present it would be!

[allyssa keefer @AllyssaKeefer]

Today I found myself saying, “it’s a long story, I’m too #Tired to even explain it.” For those playing along at home, when I’m too tired to tell a story, we know the exhaustion is real. #momlife

[allyssa keefer @AllyssaKeefer]

Being able to Recognize the unique “I just pooped in the tub cry” that my 1 1/2 yr old makes is either super impressive or incredibly depressing. #brooklynLaRee
#momlife #BleachableMoments #WhyImGettingATubal

[allyssa keefer @AllyssaKeefer]

Oh wait, im pregnant... I literally DID just pee my pants listening @WaddleandSilvy #VoteforBetty

[allyssa keefer @AllyssaKeefer]

Almost peed my pants laughing listening to Silvy @WaddleandSilvy aka Betty from VernonPark leave his Jurko's Sweetie voicemail yesterday.

[allyssa keefer @AllyssaKeefer]

I love that listening to @WaddleandSilvy on #ESPN podcast leads to YouTubing the "50 states" song.
#NeverKnowWhatYoureGoingtoGet

[allyssa keefer @AllyssaKeefer]

@WaddleandSilvy - if waddle still needs a team name: "Delayed Again"

[allyssa keefer @AllyssaKeefer]

@WaddleandSilvy - there may be a tv at the dance but it'll be an old school b&w rabbit ear tv yo march the 50s style dance

[allyssa keefer @AllyssaKeefer]

#BrideDay