Chris Gilbert

We bought a farm. What could go wrong? Welcome to our nightmare...I mean adventure!!(police officer, father, husband, actor-and now farmer. oh what have I done)

[Chris Gilbert @almostafarmBC]

Well if farming or policing doesn't work out I can always rely on my child's artistic skills to put food on the table! #almostafarmbc #hgtvcanada #toofunny #kids #funtimes #unicorn #camel #drawing

[Chris Gilbert @almostafarmBC]

So there I was minding my own business when my new neighbour decided to say hi! #almostafarmbc #hgtvcanada #homestead #wtf #whyme #bear #vancouverisland

[Adam Stirling 11am-3pm Weekdays @Adam_Stirling]

Lisa Helps is scheduled to be on my show just after 9am tomorrow morning streaming on @cfax1070 to participate in our Victoria Mayoral debate.

I’m sure this letter will come up... don’t miss it for anything.

[Chris Gilbert @almostafarmBC]

Eight little piggies went to market no little piggies came home.. Except for a crap ton of bacon!! #almostafarmbc #hgtvcanada #homestead #pigs #bacon #farmfresh #happypig

[Chris Gilbert @almostafarmBC]

Not sure what to say about this one!!?? Less than 2 days after a vasectomy this happens!!?? Clearly not doing something right. #almostafarmbc #fml #wtf #hgtvcanada #nowords #poorchoices

[Chris Gilbert @almostafarmBC]

Here are the two newest residents of the farm, job number one is to keep the mice away from me! #almostafarmbc #hgtvcanada #barncat #farmproblems #lifeonthefarm #toocute #kittens

[Chris Gilbert @almostafarmBC]

Enough said. #almostafarmbc #hgtvcanada #jackdaniels #longday #farmfuel

[Chris Gilbert @almostafarmBC]

Who says our generation can't keep up with the young hip millennials!! #almostafarmbc #fml #hgtvcanada #handstand #sunset

[Chris Gilbert @almostafarmBC]

@craig_barker10 Unbelievable right!!!????

[Chris Gilbert @almostafarmBC]

There is nothing else like a week long camp for your child's development, self confidence and adventurous spirit.. Unless of course you show up at the camp a week too early!!!!!! #almostafarmbc #fml #wtf #hgtvcanada #parentfail #herewegoagain

[Chris Gilbert @almostafarmBC]

So the ad said free from springs and not free.. Imagine my surprise when he asked for the $125 for it!!.. So typical, another snapshot from my life.. #almostafarmbc #fml #wtf #farmfail #hgtvcanada #whyme #trampoline #toofunny

[Chris Gilbert @almostafarmBC]

Roses are red, violets are.. Nevermind I'm stepping in dog shit! €®¢®¥™€{°#almostafarmbc #fml #wtf #hgtvcanada #rose #summer #poop

[Chris Gilbert @almostafarmBC]

Here I go again!!!!!! #almostafarmbc #hgtvcanada #wtf #fml #farmfail #ineedadrink #damnit

[Chris Gilbert @almostafarmBC]

Shit happens but please when it does don't close the door on it!! #almostafarmbc #fml #wtf #farmfail #hgtvcanada #notagain #poop #shit

[Chris Gilbert @almostafarmBC]

Sliding into spring here on the farm #almostafarmbc #hgtvcanada #toofunny #kids #funtimes #gardening

[Chris Gilbert @almostafarmBC]

@davidbratzer The motor vehicle act is I interpret it applies to all drivers of the motor vehicle in this case.

[Chris Gilbert @almostafarmBC]

Fireplace ashes, cardboard box, wooden deck = dodging a real bad day.... Priceless. #almostafarmbc #hgtvcanada #wtf #fml #farmfail #phew #decks

[Chris Gilbert @almostafarmBC]

No this is not from our dog.... Thank you children... #almostafarmbc #fml #wtf #hgtvcanada #kids #furniture

[Chris Gilbert @almostafarmBC]

What do you mean chicken doesn't begin its life in a Thrifty's freezer??!! #almostafarmbc #hgtvcanada #homestead #chickens #protien #circleoflife

[Chris Gilbert @almostafarmBC]

When life gets you down all you need to do is dance!! #almostafarmbc #hgtvcanada #homestead #fun #justinbieber #cowichan #dancing