Jonah

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[Jonah @AlmostJonah]

came for the well exhibit, stayed because i fell in a well

[Jonah @AlmostJonah]

why does maserati ghibli food look so good?

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explain it to me like i’m 5 years old, what is an age play fetish?

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tasting cum and pussy juices at the same time, like that scene from ratatouille

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feminist porn! whoops did i just say that outloud?

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whoever came up with the old adage “you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink��� had clearly never heard of a horse funnel before

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@LewisRoche3 @RightWingWatch other nazis

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nervous guy who is half drum: but um, i don’t know but um how are you but um chhh

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i personally knew cocaine bear, he was a loving father of three, he was a great bear, he just turned to drugs from the stress, that wasn’t him, he wouldn’t do that

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@gucyfeels this is why we need more potholes!

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@gucyfeels where would the people go?

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guy who thinks bar trivia is trivia about bars: wow, not many questions about beer huh

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left my cock under my pillow last night and woke up with a missing cock and $2 under my pillow (the cock fairy got to it)

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do you think sarah michelle gellar and freddie prince jr ever dress up as fred and daphne and fuck each other??

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my thorny ass could not live next to a rose bush 😂🤣

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me waking up from a nap after i just watched inception: “man i love inception”

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@Blooofs nnneeiiiighh

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@Blooofs go back to the horse tweets please!!! 🙏

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if i have sex with a tree in a forest did i ever really cum?

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girl: would you still like me if i was a worm

me (with an extreme, debilitating, life changing worm fetish): i guess so, i don’t even know, do you know someone who could do that even?

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@Blooofs ewww