My Name Was Almost Chris

I bleed beans

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Live by the chili, die by the chili
🌶️ 🔥 💩

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Ricotta summah

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I bring the humidity

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The fish are drowning

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If you want me to be an early bird imma need a little something more than a worm #🪱

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PatrioTISM is at an all time high

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I’m white but not spikeball white

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It’s easy to be ninja in the sand

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Stella Fella

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Swollai Lama

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Reviewers saying the albums too long shit I don’t think it’s long enough

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Pissin Guinness 🦤

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Alcohol can file me as a dependent on its taxes

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Who knew banana bread was a weakness of mine

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I love Drake Maye

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#kiffappreciationweekend is awesome

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Liquor store closes at 8

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Earning my Carhart

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If I turn solids into liquids then I’m erosion

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Addicted to liquid