Irv

Anime aficionado, data scientist, world's okayest dad. You may have seen me in subpar commercials at 3am.

[Irv @AlmostNotorious]

@LordOfSavings Let’s go!! Gotta love NFL Sunday!

[Dandadan Migraine @Creatormigraine]

Drake: "You're a wife beater and your son is not yours"

Kendrick: "you got another child and should die"

Us:

[Ryan @datboywolf]

This stat lives in my head

[Irv @AlmostNotorious]

"Some put it on the Devil when they fall short. I put it on my ego..."

[Karl Sharro @KarlreMarks]

Humans doing the hard jobs on minimum wage while the robots write poetry and paint is not the future I wanted

[Irv @AlmostNotorious]

“You’re not the heart of darkness… You-you’re a grilled cheese with a sucked dick”.

Farewell #SuccessionHBO. One of the greatest shows I’ve watched on television.

[𝒮𝒾𝑒. ᡣ𐭩 @Cindtrillella]

Zero motive behind leaving her son penniless and some of y’all niggas was really saying she was “saving” him and the community like the damage hadn’t already been done.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

Disney is hilarious bro these niggas moving like Vought from The Boys

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Tried a natural deodorant without parabens or aluminum. Those must be the things that keep you from being MUSTY.

[Trace @yfntrace]

just gonna leave this here

[Trace @yfntrace]

let the derek carr era begin ⚜️

let’s ride 🚗

[Irv @AlmostNotorious]

Franklin walking in the cookhouse…
#Snowfall S6E4

https://t.co/GbG1ustp6p

[Irv @AlmostNotorious]

“What happened to all the things you niggas said was supposed to happen? We supposed to ignore the fact that it never happened?”

[Irv @AlmostNotorious]

"I didn't run tho, because when you run, they chaase you" 😂😂😂

[Anand Nanduri @NanduriNFL]

QB situations in the NFL:

1) Having Patrick Mahomes
2) Having a guy on a rookie contract that can go toe-to-toe with 15
3) Having a guy on an expensive deal that can go toe-to-toe with 15
4) Having a rookie you drafted and are developing
5) Overpaying for average

Get out of 5. Fast.

[Block Topickz @BlockTopickz]

When you make someone the butt of your jokes in High School then have to interview him on the red carpet of his film:

Michael B. Jordan sure ain’t forget Lore’l was one of the people who would make fun of him back in the day
🔗: https://t.co/RBmPUCOZOm

[Irv @AlmostNotorious]

My boy Gregory!! #AbbottElementary

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

“Your next task is to make a PAT”

Cowboys kicker: