In the midst of a series of elaborate twirls of his laser gun, passing it from hand to hand deftly…
..Before it slips from his hand and hits his foot, firing off a beam and making Dandy let out a shrill screech.
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memento of you so well it’d give me a six star rating in service, hair quality, and dating advice!” In his own world, posed with his comb.
“So! Did your new body find any tips about rare aliens while you were out?” Obviously talking to one. “…Or at least get me a souvenir?”
As her explanation goes on, he tunes out halfway as his memory goes back to all the missions he’d carried out with that pot, never processing why she wasn’t following orders until now.
…Or sentient.
“B-But of course, baby! I had it figured from the start! I treated this
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Kenwood was being such a grouch about it, soooooo… I left my own pot here to make sure you’re always thinking of me! ♡︎ ❞
Plopping her head back in, she reached out and held the leftover one in front of him.
Yep, 𝙙𝙚𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙮 creepy.
🎨- anonymous /v/
Kenwood was being such a grouch about it, soooooo… I left my own pot here to make sure you’re always thinking of me! ♡︎ ❞
Plopping her head back in, she reached out and held the leftover one in front of him.
Yep, 𝙙𝙚𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙮 creepy.
🎨- anonymous /v/
Between having a reddened cheek like a brick had been grated against it and the feeling of pollen having a direct line to his nose it felt more like a takedown than a nuzzle.
“Miss? Oh, Kanna, my universe runs on Hawaii time, I never ‘miss’ anyone, I just ‘expect’ them
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❝ As 𝘪𝘧 you didn’t notice! ❞
She giggled, nuzzling her face against his cheek, which given the fact it was a pot was less than pleasant for him. The hopelessly lovestruck pilot thankfully got off of him, sitting on the couch with hands on her lap.
❝ Did ya miss me? Did 》
Dandy was too busy pondering the deeper truths of the universe to be aware of the Tactical Glomping Action coming his way.
“GHHHUUHH—?!” In an instant he’s reduced to startled flails and a partially obstructed airway.
“…Kanna, baby! Were your arms always this..urg!..strong?”
JAWS music begins to play as she slowly begins to creep up from behind the couch . . .
𝘿𝙪𝙣-𝙙𝙪𝙣-𝙙𝙪𝙣-𝙙𝙪𝙣-𝙙𝙪𝙣.
Until culminating in a sudden glomp from the talking plant herself!
❝ DANDYYYYYYYYYYY ! ♡︎ ❞