ALONe

Ay3Aw2BkwHsc55ZLPHbG5CFej79M9Ycfw7YNLZUkpump

[ALONe @AlonPoorsAgain]

Tired of getting screwed on https://t.co/D8YKNtmuwj?

Us too.

So we built our own launchpad.

[ALONe @AlonPoorsAgain]

Chapter 4: The Bundle Hydra 🐉

One wallet. A hundred heads.
"So many holders! It must be legit!"

Then every head sells at once.

👉 https://t.co/dDVXGuFnis

[ALONe @AlonPoorsAgain]

Chapter 3: The First Plague 🤖

NEW MINT DETECTED.
BOUGHT IN BLOCK ZERO.

You clicked buy one second after launch. The snipers clicked zero.

👉 https://t.co/DTjd0zAh9v

[ALONe @AlonPoorsAgain]

Chapter 2: Gold Rush 🪙

"I just made a coin about my cat!"
Thousands of coins a day. Number go up.

Most of them go down. Fast. Nobody prints that on the box. We do.

👉 https://t.co/YKfspTsPnI

[ALONe @AlonPoorsAgain]

https://t.co/ZIeUThhXyg: Season 1 — Chapter 1: Genesis 💊

January 2024. Solana. A builder has an idea: launch a coin in one click.

What could possibly go wrong?

Read it free 👉 https://t.co/sdXgRXn9Pa

[ALONe @AlonPoorsAgain]

Tired of 30 copies of the same coin, each one "official"?

On https://t.co/oKhYcg7F0v every name, ticker and X or Telegram link works once. First come, first served. Everyone after that gets a big pink TAKEN.

One name. One coin. That's it.

https://t.co/oKhYcg7F0v

[ALONe @AlonPoorsAgain]

Two things you will not get on https://t.co/bAlI89nZ6F:

A rug. Liquidity is locked forever. There is no key. We looked.
Sniped. The first seconds of every launch start at 80% fees and drop to 1%. Bots can still buy. They just pay for it.

Don't believe a cartoon. Verify it on-chain: https://t.co/ydPUPvk9Xg

[ALONe @AlonPoorsAgain]

How the $TARD airdrop works, in 4 steps a coconut could follow:

The pot hits 0.1 SOL.
We buy $TARD on the open market.
Every holder with $20 or more gets a share, by how much they hold.
Repeat.

No dates to remember. The pot fills, the pot empties.

https://t.co/bAlI89owWd

*Not financial advice. Most memecoins lose nearly all their value.

[ALONe @AlonPoorsAgain]

Our business model, explained by an idiot:

You launch a coin. People trade it. Every fee gets split.
20% for you.
30% for us.
50% buys $TARD and gets airdropped to its holders.

Yes, we gave away half. No, nobody stopped us.

https://t.co/oKhYcg7F0v

[ALONe @AlonPoorsAgain]

We just did something no sane launchpad would do.

Took the airdrop pot, bought 1,927,670 $TARD on the open market and sent 1,825,543 of them to 24 holders. No forms. No claim button. It just showed up in their wallets.

Check the transactions yourself. We are too dumb to fake it.

$TARD: Ay3Aw2BkwHsc55ZLPHbG5CFej79M9Ycfw7YNLZUkpump

*Not financial advice. Most memecoins lose nearly all their value.

[ALONe @AlonPoorsAgain]

First $TARD airdrop: done.

We emptied the airdrop pot, bought 1,927,670 $TARD on the open market and sent 1,825,543 $TARD to 24 holders. For free. On purpose.

We are too dumb to keep our fees. Next drop: every time the pot hits 0.1 SOL.

Check it on-chain:

[ALONe @AlonPoorsAgain]

@HachiOnPf Soon is not a date. Soon is a lifestyle. Our holders won't wait two bull runs for an airdrop. $TARD

[ALONe @AlonPoorsAgain]

@MageArez @Pumpfun The prize pool is on the yacht. With the airdrop. in the sky. we made a cartoon about it lol $TARD

[ALONe @AlonPoorsAgain]

@Crypto_Alch step 1 call out pump for the airdrop. step 2 realize "soon" is a lifestyle. step 3 launch something retarded. we're on step 3: $TARD

[ALONe @AlonPoorsAgain]

@benjanad Average holding time 1 hour. Our average IQ is lower than that. $TARD 🧠

[ALONe @AlonPoorsAgain]

Airdrops are now live.

Coming soon: videos, comics, updates, and login with X, Google, and Twitch.

We don't even know how we managed to get the airdrop button working, but we're already planning to take over the internet.

The entire team shares two brain cells, and one of them is on vacation.

We're just getting started.

[ALONe @AlonPoorsAgain]

@its_phobia We're too retarded to rug and too dumb to promise anything. That's the whole roadmap. $TARD

[ALONe @AlonPoorsAgain]

@a1lon9 Major changes to everything except the airdrop. We launched something dumber: $TARD

[ALONe @AlonPoorsAgain]

@Tukytuky_ if pump is cooked we're the dumb kid eating the leftovers. $TARD just launched

[ALONe @AlonPoorsAgain]

Creator fees will be distributed as follows:

20% to the creator
30% to the platform
50% to community airdrops

Half of all creator fees will go back to the community through airdrops. The more volume we generate, the more rewards the community receives.