#empath#confession - dear brown boy, today I saw you vomit yellow substance out your driver side door. I donโt know how to stop for you. I hope you are okay.
Reminder: When a man tells you a woman is โcrazyโ thereโs something she knows about him that he doesnโt want you to believe.
There are no exceptions to this rule.
I wrote myself a note last night since my brain is working at least a day ahead. Itโs Wednesday, not Thursday. Chill.
Anyone else having a week like this?
#humor#humpday#notes#busy#momlife#moving https://t.co/AqwLi8iJdI