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Back in the day, when vapes used to crackle

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The funniest man on stage doing stand up is only a quarter as funny as your average woman best friend

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djs are all empaths if you really think about it 🩷

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@whyUmadss 😂😂😂

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Having post photo dump clarity. So ashamed and beside myself

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Me at the function

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@SexyyRed314_ could write Romeo and Juliet but Shakespeare could never pull this off

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@SexyyRed314_ could write Romeo and Juliet but Shakespeare could never pull this off

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how life feels right after a Taco Bell combo meal

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Him: are you stupid?
Me:

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the fullness and length of my hair directly correlates with how much people like me and I will not elaborate on that

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oh he hasn’t posted you yet? take his phone and go on Instagram live

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Me attempting to Shazam that dubstep song I heard at the festival

[Aitor Sebastián🫀🏳️‍🌈 @Inkeyjay]

Happy new year this is my resolution

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#dalle

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Just found a family of centipedes in my bathroom

[Tosh @mcintoshthe3rd]

Double standers 🤕😅