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[Goose 🌩️🪿 @Alpacazaz]

@nhoodpublicist The only difference being that Fauci just randomly says Fuck 😂

[Goose 🌩️🪿 @Alpacazaz]

I'll pull anything out of these titties. Keys, Money, Just pulled a small bottle of perfume out them yesterday. THAT'S MY PURSE

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

I haven’t seen a woman pull money from her bra in forever

[Goose 🌩️🪿 @Alpacazaz]

At any given time you can hear someone yell out HERMIE NO!!! Because she is doing some sort of dog crime, but she's literally just a girl so she def is getting off on all charges.

[Goose 🌩️🪿 @Alpacazaz]

@mylovedes_1 Oh do I have a teen who would love to be dragged into that conversation. Now the rest, one look from me would make them find something else to do 😂😂 && that's only because I'm always happy mom, but the moment I'm not, they know. Very rare, but they know when to scaddle.

[Goose 🌩️🪿 @Alpacazaz]

@mylovedes_1 and I linking up.

Because by the time I got to The Regulators I was like nah this the same evil. Mind you, I did not read this shit in order. Just by the grace of the library lmao.

Stephen: A very evil space alien is lurking here bitches.

[grace spelman @GraceSpelman]

tonight as my bf & i drove up to a party I said “i hope someone at this party has read the exact same Stephen King book i’m reading right now because i need to talk about it” (the stand) and then someone i was talking to brought it up UNPROMPTED. pure adrenaline

[Goose 🌩️🪿 @Alpacazaz]

Lmaoooo. The things you find in your children's room will always shock you. I once found a hot dog behind my then 7 yr olds bed and when I asked him, he told me had 2 and just didn't want the 2nd one so he rolled it aside. Like why?????

[Wiz Fajita @trillary_banks_]

I found 7 fruit snacks wrappers under my daughters pillow omg I’m raising a raccoon

[Goose 🌩️🪿 @Alpacazaz]

@smoke_nd_pearlz Nope. You deserve less shifts and more money for what you do.

[Goose 🌩️🪿 @Alpacazaz]

@mylovedes_1 So did I. Was like um????

[Goose 🌩️🪿 @Alpacazaz]

Lmaooooo. The best part being now my sis is like well if Kob(my brother) and I lift him from the back....😭😭

[Goose 🌩️🪿 @Alpacazaz]

@nhoodpublicist Baby Goose #3 was in the same teacher's class as my other 2, and she told me that over the years I am one of few who shows up and answers every msg. At first I was like aww, and immediately after I was like nah. Cause wtf are you doing that you're not involved w your kids life?

[Goose 🌩️🪿 @Alpacazaz]

My 15 yr old takes advanced art. He is very much an artist but heavily dislikes the teacher. And he's like, if I get this same teacher I'm gna lose it. I was like buddy. He's the only art teacher like you literally can't get a dif one 😭😭

[Goose 🌩️🪿 @Alpacazaz]

The Basset Hound is stealing my headbands so she can smell me when I'm not around! And while I'd like to be like awww no girl I need those!!!

[Goose 🌩️🪿 @Alpacazaz]

All because she's pretty 💜

[Goose 🌩️🪿 @Alpacazaz]

@mylovedes_1 And the next time you drive to FL we showing titties and eating crabs on the beach!

[Goose 🌩️🪿 @Alpacazaz]

@nhoodpublicist I've had ppl come in dressed crazy for interviews. And I try to roll w it. But usually the attire matches how the interview is gna go

[Goose 🌩️🪿 @Alpacazaz]

TAKE THE HOUSE TAKE THE CAT AND RUN
I'm fucking crying cause bitchhhh, exactly.

[Fan Account | #BLM 🫵🏾 @BardiUpdatess]

Cardi B explains the line “a n**** can’t trap me, I won’t keep him” from her new viral snippet. 😭

[Goose 🌩️🪿 @Alpacazaz]

I could write a book on Goose(me) and Moose(my autistic baby sis) adventures. My baby be having me in all types of situations.
She's been vacationing w her friends for a week now and I miss her so much. Can't wait to bother TF outta her this weekend 💜

[Goose 🌩️🪿 @Alpacazaz]

@smoke_nd_pearlz Literally had the same thought when I originally scrolled past this post.

[Goose 🌩️🪿 @Alpacazaz]

Idk, I mean for me personally, I do this for my sister pretty much effortlessly. Out of love and genuine care. I also cue her in on what has happened after in a way she can understand. Her mind isn't speaking the same language as others around her and it's my job to protect her.

[Christianity On The Spectrum @ChristianityOn]

One of my sincerely held beliefs which I cannot easily backup is that the "autism vs neurotypical" discourse would improve by 100x if autistic people realized just how much your friends and family do this for you

[Goose 🌩️🪿 @Alpacazaz]

@smoke_nd_pearlz Mine is w my mom and I swear every new thing I learn ends up w me either cussing someone out or cutting them off, like they were really terrorizing my girl.