Aren

Im not saying ill do anything for anyone, if you get me free all-you-can-eat-sushi, but im not not saying it either

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@garflyf i got a scar from grabbing my sword out of reflex when it fell, and i dont like how accurate this is

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@TavakoliyanRyan bro id kill for them to just reattach some limbs to get rid of my muscle aches

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I wish Naruto was real. Id find some dude with perfect eyesight and tax it like Im Madara or something

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@Alpharad mustve worked at starbucks at some point

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So somehow I ended up listening to @Alpharad music the most. The EP slapped real hard. I can't wait to hear the rest

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As each summer passes so does my patience with patrons at the pool. I see now how everyone older than me has such a dead inside attitude towards it

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OMG YO THE @aceofhearts EP
S L A P S

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@EllieDrumm Turquoise

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My parents on my beard: 𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗱

My Gf on my beard: 𝘦𝘩

Every friend on my beard: ❤O❤M❤G ❤Y❤E❤S ❤B❤R❤O

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Whoever retweeted and liked this why the fuck are you invisible to me, i swear to god i will find you

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how do you humbly let people know which colleges accepted you without looking like a total douche

[Aren @Alpha_Grayson]

funniest thing ive done this year is completely ignoring people insulting me and being bitches and just going "YO I GOT MUSTARD" and shit like that while making burgers

[Aren @Alpha_Grayson]

I had thought of such a fire ass tweet and sadly eating made me forget, curse me and my one weakness

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Dijon Mustard fucking slaps

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how do you humbly let people know which colleges accepted you without looking like a total douche

[Aren @Alpha_Grayson]

Potty training a dogs difficult but not as difficult as having conflicting feelings and emotions

[Aren @Alpha_Grayson]

lost 20$ yesterday, as an atheist the only person i have to blame is myself

but FUCK that shit, this ones going onto the God's tab for fucking with me.

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sleeping, eating, and drinking is just paying rent to live

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@Alpharad DAMN RIGHT THE PACS TOP 10

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@Wendys My friends always go to McDonald's for food, how do i convince them to go to you guys