Chima Okwara

AFROKOM | CTO @ The Eichen Group | Embedded Systems Dev | MultiMedia Services | Email: [email protected] | Telegram/WhatsApp: [phone]

[Chima Okwara @AlphaChi]

True Capitalism is necessary to ensure the feasibility of True Socialism.

The process cannot be shortened.

[Chima Okwara @AlphaChi]

@_sabrinagreen_ Men produce babies.
Both men and women are humans, so I guess the correct quezzie would have been "What do humans produce?", 'cos I don't see you differentiating between the genders of the other species.

[Chima Okwara @AlphaChi]

@Anna_xb2 Catherine the Great. Queen Nzinga of Angola. Oliver Queen, the Green Arrow. Oh wait, I can see one of those is the odd one out...

[Chima Okwara @AlphaChi]

@ravikiran_dev7 Whatever doesn't have windows running on it is usually my preference...

[Chima Okwara @AlphaChi]

ya know, Ara in Igbo means madness, cos why would you do away with Amala or Eba or Semo and choose to eat this masterpiece with f*cking bread or yam????

(The madness thing was just a pun, ya know 😉.)

[Ara🤍 @Araoluwanimi01]

Bread or yam?

[Helen Dee 💡 @_devHelen]

Me: I’ll rest this weekend
Also me: proceeds to open VS Code out of boredom

[Chima Okwara @AlphaChi]

@Araoluwanimi01 Whatever happened to warm eba?

You Gen Z folk and your fancy tastes sha.

[GehGeh @official_Gegeh]

At 18, she has choices.
At 18, you have nothing.

At 25, she looks for love.
At 25, you're chasing goals.

At 30, she slows down.
At 30, you're just getting started.

Dear son,

A woman's life starts at 18. A man's life starts at 30. A woman is born with value. A man is born with no value. She has to protect her value. You have to build your value.

I didn't make the rules, Nature did.

[Chima Okwara @AlphaChi]

@Makiadi_ @pallnandi We are.

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

I realized there are certain people who deliberately avoid everything popular, like TV shows, recipes, books, and clothes, just because everyone likes it.

[Bhavy☄️ @Bhavani_00007]

Try it here:
https://t.co/LPYtwKoR0E

[Chima Okwara @AlphaChi]

@Bhavani_00007 Hi. So I created a profile on the app. On the home page, I get this notification to complete my profile. H:owever, when I do proceed to do so, the changes are not saved after clicking 'Save Changes', and the notification's still there.

[Chima Okwara @AlphaChi]

@Bhavani_00007 I was always skeptical about this thing. So skeptical, in fact, that I preferred to use VSCodium. The only reason I had to even use VSCodium was that support for Atom was dropping.

Once I figured out how to set up platformIO IDE on CodeBlocks and the command line, tho...🫰

[Chima Okwara @AlphaChi]

@tall_chilizzy How do you _mistakenly_ sleep with someone, though? Unless it's forced non-consensual intercourse (see the verbal gymnastics we have to go through to avoid the 'r' word, for the internet's sake?), sleeping with anyone takes intent.

[Chima Okwara @AlphaChi]

@Matt_Pinner Cos they don't have the tech either? What if aliens existed,and we were more a more advanced civilisation than they were? Don't forget, our idea of 'alien civilisation' has been shaped solely by hollywood.

[Chima Okwara @AlphaChi]

@adityadotdev Is this supposed to be a trick question? Everyone knows light mode attracts bugs!

[FpiUpdates @FPI_Updates]

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[CONCERNED STUDENTS MOVEMENT (CSM), NIGERIA @csatf_ng]

A must read.

Every UI student is guilty of the good, he/she did not do.

https://t.co/GOmIT3X1BA

[Chima Okwara @AlphaChi]

@Matt_Pinner How about Onyx?

[Chima Okwara @AlphaChi]

@Indemosyd Wait oh, the beans no contain protein again?👀

[Chima Okwara @AlphaChi]

@iamzioraa Two things, actually. Spoon and water.