𝓕𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓻 🏒

Ask your doctor if hockey musk is right for you.

[𝓕𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓻 🏒 @AlphaFiver]

⚠️ I'll be departing this app soon - please follow me at my other locations!

➡️ Bluesky: https://t.co/M5DkQQyKjK
➡️ Telegram: (at)FiversPics

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@Co0466 Mmmm I would love to give that funnel a filling 😁

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@JockLoverDak When a player looks so good caged, I can't be blamed for keeping him locked up longer.

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@JockLoverDak See, such a better greeting than plain ol' "good morning"

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@hunterdog Sounds like I have some Hunter content to catch up on then 😈

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@ADithern Good boy 😄

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This is the kind of content you're missing out on if you're not following me at the other place.

New coordinates in pinned link. Follow me there and start stroking 😉

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@leveathean Almost isn't good enough 😜

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First game back was brutal 😅 really feeling being off the ice so long.

But, just means that much more sweat soaking the pads. Figured you all might enjoy a peek in my musky gear bag...

Which piece are you calling dibs on?

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@scrappyjax2 I'm on bluesky at https://t.co/M5DkQQzi9i and my Telegram channel is (at)fiverspics!

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I 🫶 shoving my musky gloves in good boy muzzles.

** Still following me here? I'm winding down this account. To keep seeing my content, follow me on the other places, dude! **

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Don't keep me waiting 😏

[Still following me here? Follow me at the other place... I'm winding down this account and updates are infrequent. See pinned post.]

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@SPupcooper https://t.co/M5DkQQzi9i

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Come here for a second. I wanna see if I can balance my balls on your nose.

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@SamCureton5 @NeonButCaged Go ahead, you won't hurt it 😉

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Just in case there's ever any doubt... This account serves up prime Canadian beef. 🇨🇦

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@AlphaMix2 Come have some cake 😋

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@pup_indig0 Ugh I feel like living under the orange king is punishment enough...

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@CattleWyatt Fuck yea pup, attaboy 😈

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@AdamChase_03 😘 appreciate it, bud

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Happy "Wear Green To Show You Get Off To Fiver" day everyone! Fun fact if you see someone wearing green today, it means they follow this account! 💚