Alura

Nothing special

[Alura @AlphaFwog]

It's not stealing. It's budgeting. 😅
#JoJoJargon

[Alura @AlphaFwog]

I'm tired of people at work asking me, "Did you see the email?"

I get 30+ emails a day! You gonna have to be a little more specific.

[Alura @AlphaFwog]

What's the capital state of Arizona?
#JoJoJargon

[Alura @AlphaFwog]

Did you know they canceled Bob the Builder because they were over-smarting the kids
😂
#JoJoJargon

[Alura @AlphaFwog]

@MisterCarWash told me I couldn't get my car washed because it was too muddy 😑
#rezpoblems

[Alura @AlphaFwog]

Just spit out your tears 😢
#JoJoJargon

[Alura @AlphaFwog]

Ice freezes
#JoJoJargon

[Alura @AlphaFwog]

He's been there ever since before me
#JoJoJargon

[Alura @AlphaFwog]

Now that I'm with you, I think I'm going go start reading books
🥰
#JoJoJargon

[Alura @AlphaFwog]

Talking to your bestie about how each other's exe's are pieces of shit is therapeutic

[Alura @AlphaFwog]

I wish I had a time machine, so I could make time go closer
#JoJoJargon

[Alura @AlphaFwog]

You know, I've noticed that everytime you date a Native guy . . . it goes to shit
#KittyQuotes

[Alura @AlphaFwog]

My mental health has been so low recently, sometimes it feels like I've forgotten how to smile

[Megan Tom @MeganJTom]

I am once again asking, as an Indigenous person, why am I renting on stolen land???

[Alura @AlphaFwog]

Hurry up and wait!
#RenRambles

[Alura @AlphaFwog]

They killed him to death
#RenRambles

[Alura @AlphaFwog]

Today is going to be a good week
#RenRambles

[Alura @AlphaFwog]

You eat like a stoner . . . I love it
#RenRambles

[Alura @AlphaFwog]

The only way to try, is to try
#RenRambles

[Alura @AlphaFwog]

We could steal it for free
#renrambles