Ben And Ausitn

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[Ben And Ausitn @AlphaG0000ner]

Hello LinkedIn community,

I am going to start jacking off my rock hard penis and gooning until I blast cum.

[Ben And Ausitn @AlphaG0000ner]

Can’t wait to get off work so I can get off my phone and boot up my computer #hellyeah

[Ben And Ausitn @AlphaG0000ner]

Just emailed my ex girlfriend #woke

[Ben And Ausitn @AlphaG0000ner]

Started playing this new game called will my boss get mad at me if I drink on the clock

[Ben And Ausitn @AlphaG0000ner]

@deepthinker27 She ate you up

[Ben And Ausitn @AlphaG0000ner]

They told me I was a pussy connoisseur I said I am but a humble eater

[Ben And Ausitn @AlphaG0000ner]

If a bitch starts making noises while I’m eating her pussy I ask her please be quiet so I can focus

[Ben And Ausitn @AlphaG0000ner]

If eating pussy was illegal I wouldn’t get grandfathered in they’d kill me on the spot

[Ben And Ausitn @AlphaG0000ner]

When I murder that pussy, I leave NO traces

[Ben And Ausitn @AlphaG0000ner]

*after slapping that ass and having that pussy farting all night*

“Baby that was a concerto”

[Ben And Ausitn @AlphaG0000ner]

Alexa, play that Alex g song again.

[Ben And Ausitn @AlphaG0000ner]

I’ve had a few hypotheses but could never quite develop them into theories.

[Ben And Ausitn @AlphaG0000ner]

I was feeling hypothetical the other day but I don’t wanna be too concrete about it

[Ben And Ausitn @AlphaG0000ner]

Sorry baby I was turning the wheel

[Ben And Ausitn @AlphaG0000ner]

Liking a girl used to be fun now it’s filled with the unrelenting dread of the turning wheel

[Ben And Ausitn @AlphaG0000ner]

Sorry baby I was under the effect of an incantation

[Ben And Ausitn @AlphaG0000ner]

Why do women bring out the worst in me

[Ben And Ausitn @AlphaG0000ner]

I enjoyed an Alex g song tonight I think I should kill myself

[Ben And Ausitn @AlphaG0000ner]

She love my drake
She love my Josh

[Ben And Ausitn @AlphaG0000ner]

What if the stripper actually really likes me