AlphaMonkey

Video games and video game accessories.

[AlphaMonkey @AlphaMonkeyTV]

Oh wow, the Scourge of Ghyran Carnosaur is a fucking bulldozer. It can feasibly lift Gordrakk without even using all of its weapon profiles.

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@MakoFukasame @SonyPicturesAUS

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@MakoFukasame Every day the urge to live on a self sustaining off-grid homestead intensifies.

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@MakoFukasame I dont fuck with food delivery apps anymore. Mostly because every food delivery app experience I have had has been like your recent one.

[AlphaMonkey @AlphaMonkeyTV]

Whoever designed this bit on the Redemptor Chassis Dreadnoughts, I hope someone opens your carotid artery with a hobby knife.

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@hakosbaelz

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@NornQueenKya Says here "Lorgar was right all along".

[AlphaMonkey @AlphaMonkeyTV]

@NornQueenKya No one who has ever been on the inside of a Warhammer store, and has seen the singular display case or sometimes even a single shelf dedicated for books, would ever reasonably conclude the company was anything other than miniatures first.

[AlphaMonkey @AlphaMonkeyTV]

@HashionDiscord If you expect them to start selling 'eavy metal standard paint job models, I have a bridge to sell you.

[AlphaMonkey @AlphaMonkeyTV]

@keibanohoshi If you have a favourite faction, start there. Whether it be collecting models, or reading books, the best place to start is always with your favourites, when it comes to Warhammer.

[AlphaMonkey @AlphaMonkeyTV]

@HashionDiscord @BattleSquire90 Worse than that, Interns get shotguns remember?

[AlphaMonkey @AlphaMonkeyTV]

Missile Launchers (Krak Profile) have an AP Value of -2, dealing D6 damage. Space Marines have an armour save value of 3+ and 2 wounds per model. there is a 33.333% chance his armour saves him and a 16.6667% chance he survives the successful wound.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Saw this, and it's actually a decent question. Especially if you hit it at a weaker point in the armor.

[AlphaMonkey @AlphaMonkeyTV]

@MCaterpillow @HashionDiscord Ad Mech have had it really rough, that's true. The first six months after their codex was released, they were nigh unplayable. Now though they have a frankly obscene amount of rules, the issue being GW has no idea how to balance them. They're not alone there, Leagues of Votann...

[AlphaMonkey @AlphaMonkeyTV]

@HashionDiscord The last year of 10th has been a fever dream of one power spike following another, but I still prefer it to anything else.

[AlphaMonkey @AlphaMonkeyTV]

@HashionDiscord tbh, the current state of Warhammer 40,000 is healthier than at any point that I can remember and I have been playing since the end of 4th / start of 5th.

People can shit on L-shaped ruins all the live long day, if it results in fairer games and fewer feelsbads, I am all for it.

[AlphaMonkey @AlphaMonkeyTV]

@CMValrak Totally agree, even as an Ultramarine fan. Guilliman was pretty clear in his conversation with Logan Grimnar in 'The Wolftime' that the Ultramarines cannot be everywhere at once, and the defense of the Armageddon Sector in particular was a responsibility of the Space Wolves.

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@NornQueenKya This means you need more Gargoyles to gum up your opponents gunlines while the bulk of your forces move into position.

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@TearShapedHeart New Calgar

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@HashionDiscord Terminator Chaplain has the barest of options, a Relic Shield or a Storm Bolter.

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@TearShapedHeart Eldar players are what people think Templars players are.