Alf

Hermit at 26yo. Science, Art, Nature. Cappy was here.

[Sam Hyde 🇺🇸 @wigger]

Hitting your kids is in the same category as circumcision, iPads, strict adherence to the CDC vaccine schedule---it is for Ns, goyim, and walmart pajama people. It lowers IQ (Straus, 1995), increases aggression (Gershoff, 2016), is less effective than a timeout, and requires escalation to keep working. The replies to articles like this are filled up with the Dumbest People Who Ever Existed saying "it worked for me" and then genuinely malicious and hateful morons dropping reaction gifs of like daffy duck swinging a belt

"EVERY STATE IN AMERICA ALLOWS YOU TO PHYSICALLY CORRECT YOUR CHILD. It's legal. It's fun. Bring it on." -- profile says: Cat Sanctuary Dad. Unyielding steel. Workouts, keto, cat chaos, anime rants. Godzilla, Gundam, Mazinger, Ultraman, classical art, manga.

If you hit your kids, you will create permanent emotional distance with the only person/people you could ever be that close to, not to mention sending them down the road of being as much of a lost fuckup loser as you are who will hit their own kids, or wont, but only after spending a decade figuring out why they reflexively apologize all the time.

[Charls Carroll @goodcharls]

It is easy to forget that every day is Mother’s Day.

[soli @solisolsoli]

By SoysenSyndrome

[Nem @Nemzsi]

thank you black mold. thats a wonderful idea black mold

[Alf @alphared_twit]

@RSTYCG It is fate.

[Alf @alphared_twit]

@RSTYCG If you give a hog a boltgun...

[.stuff @vintagestuff4]

Cloud Study
1916

[Alf @alphared_twit]

I just think I don't talk

[wil michael @wilplatypus]

workin on the weeknd

[Prometheus @CaribbeanRythms]

You must fight until the bitter end.

[Alf @alphared_twit]

@fleshsimulator Favorite animated film if you have one?

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

This is Ocho. Ocho lives in my bathroom and hangs out on my orchid plant. Every day I soak a Q-Tip in water and put it down for him wherever he is (on the plant or behind the toilet or on the vanity) and he comes running over and gets a drink. Was my first reaction to smash him? Nope. To flush him down the toilet? Nope. To “burn it to the ground”? Nope. He’s literally a fraction of my size. I could easily kill him, but I choose to be kind. He deserves to be on this earth as much as I do. In fact, he contributes way more to the natural order of life on earth than I do. It’s so easy to choose kindness. I encourage everyone to take a moment and make sure the language you use when it comes to spiders, insects, rodents, etc. is kind and not fearful or disgusted. None of these beings are pests or threatening. Let them be. Help them if you can. Be kind. It’s so simple

[**4444** @4xx1111]

Crewneck I made trying to replicate the colors I see when I close my eyes. Close enough?

[Kathy Lette @KathyLette]

A selfie with my favourite Beatle. No, not Paul or Ringo but the Aussie Christmas beetle. Thousands always appeared at this time of year but I haven’t seen one for decades. So, an Aussie entomological Chrissy gift & hopefully, a happy omen. #ChristmasEve

[Alf @alphared_twit]

@fleshsimulator Reads like this lol

[Bureau of Meteorology, Australia @BOM_au]

🏜️ The August image of our 2026 Australian Weather Calendar, by photographer Sandy Horne, captures multiple willy-willies, spinning across the dry landscape of the #FlindersRanges in #SA.

📆 The calendar is available to order now at https://t.co/rWJEKXBaJ3

[psychotronica @psychotronica_]

Phase IV / 1974 / US-UK / Saul Bass
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