Matt Roberts

25, 🇬🇧 Arsenal FC ⚽️

[a knight who remembered his meows @ManuclearBomb]

Gun to to your head, what is the *best* Simpsons joke? However you wanna define it; pics, GIFs, clips, and overwrought explanations welcome.

[Steve @NotDrDeath]

Imagine your vehicle is turned over. You’re disoriented. Wondering if this is the end. You turn to your left and see Hollywood Hogan in his NWO shirt saying “gimme your hand, brother!”

What a mindfuck.

[Matt Roberts @AlphaRobbo]

I think a @GetterOfficial @CORPSE track could be sick 🤔

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Me listening to tunes during lockdown

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June 21st should be a bank holiday just so that the streets is a bank holiday anthem every year 😂

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@ladbible Cups of tea, started in China right?

[MASTERBUCKS ⚫️⚪️ 🇦🇺 @TheMasterBucks]

Cristiano Ronaldo is gonna recover from COVID-19 and his fan boys will all go: "Messi could never beat Coronavirus. He needs to get the virus to prove himself."

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@NoContextScouse @rhewitt2112 😂

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I’m surprised I haven’t heard any bars about sending people to the gulag yet

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@High5Forever @rhewitt2112

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@MercedesAMGF1 @ValtteriBottas @rhewitt2112

[RondelleHobbs @RondelleHobbs]

sean dyche's favourite bath bomb is 30g of amber leaf

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@rhewitt2112 @yardbarker I was waitin for some difficult ones mate, pull these off after a few bevs 👑

[Ben Davison @BenDavison_]

“2 meters you c***”

[Matt Roberts @AlphaRobbo]

@Borderlands I’d love after the cartel event ends for it to be reworked to a raid, have a raid lever to open the villa gates, instead of getting one gold mask you have to get all 3, and beef up the under bosses and joey

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@rhewitt2112 @GWSnookerTips First shot outta quarantine 😎