AlphaSiren

Tattooed blacksheep, hedonist, feminist, writer. Former scientist. Unapologetically unconventional. Giver of tough love.

[AlphaSiren @AlphaSiren_13]

@VancouverPD How can we get *crystal clear* images back from MARS, but this is the “best video” you’ve got??! Plz help me understand this.

[AlphaSiren @AlphaSiren_13]

@JamesScullin @walterowensgrpa @AP Oh god, *definitely* take the guns outta that dude’s hands. And replace with map of world.

[AlphaSiren @AlphaSiren_13]

(And gay rights and fight against homophobia, obviously) ♥️ 🌈

[AlphaSiren @AlphaSiren_13]

Well, @JussieSmollett just set back the fight against racism by like, a million years. It’s not bad enough hate crimes actually happen to African-American people on the regular STILL?? Staged a hate crime FOR FAME. Way to have integrity, bro.

[AlphaSiren @AlphaSiren_13]

But love that the judge set the bail at $100K. Bro complaining he’s not famous enough and don’t make enough money on Empire. Well now you’re gonna have even LESS paper, dude. That was a real bang-up plan.

[AlphaSiren @AlphaSiren_13]

11.2 metric tons of ‘lost food’ could be recovered and used. New research shows that 58% of food is wasted in Canada.

$49B of food is unsold, lost and wasted annually in Canada. This is disgraceful!
#waste #consciousshopping #recycle #compost #onlybuywhatyouneed

[AlphaSiren @AlphaSiren_13]

Curious how many other folks have seen this hilarious new campaign from UBC, now seen on Vancouver translink buses?

#webelieveyou #ummmdoyouthough #notifyouaccusesomepowerfulman

[AlphaSiren @AlphaSiren_13]

@fakedansavage Well...if Trump says it’s “really going to work out well”, all this raking of the forest floors...then I guess it’s going to work out well. 🤷🏻‍♀️😂🙄

[AlphaSiren @AlphaSiren_13]

Ahh. Whitesnake’s Here I Go Again on My Own is on the radio. And the time warp here continues.

[AlphaSiren @AlphaSiren_13]

@ChrisPDEvans Omg I am dying with laughter. At your expense for which I’m very sorry. But still... 😂

[AlphaSiren @AlphaSiren_13]

When you’re still doubled over, fetal, in excruciating pain after taking an extra strength Robax Platinum for your cramps, maybe it really is time to start considering a hysterectomy...

[AlphaSiren @AlphaSiren_13]

Anonymous senior administrator in the White House has told The NY Times that they are working to thwart Trump’s agenda. “I am part of the resistance”. Honestly, this is one of the greatest and most hopeful news items I have seen in months.

[AlphaSiren @AlphaSiren_13]

Truly amazed by the number of people hitting up the liquor store promptly at opening on a rainy Saturday morning.

[AlphaSiren @AlphaSiren_13]

Just to let everyone know who may be like “oooh, you live in Vancouver??!” - it is 2018 and we *just* this year got some city buses that now have air conditioning. WE HAVE BEEN SUFFERING SINCE THE TURN OF THE NEW CENTURY AND YET THERE ARE ROVERS ON MARS

[AlphaSiren @AlphaSiren_13]

@essenceofagal Not sure the kinda force I am would be welcomed so much...lol

[AlphaSiren @AlphaSiren_13]

So, the Crown Prince of Dubai started following me on Instagram today. He’s very handsome and writes poetry and is sporty. He has a great beard and can rock traditional dress, a track suit or an ascot equally well. Is this the universe telling me to go to the UAE? 🤷🏻‍♀️

[AlphaSiren @AlphaSiren_13]

@adamheatlie Fourth to last line lol.

[AlphaSiren @AlphaSiren_13]

I wonder how many dudes from tinder recognize me at the gym and are thinking “Giggity” at the new amendment on my profile LOLZ

[AlphaSiren @AlphaSiren_13]

From up above the street in the confines of the gym, I just watched a guy go by on a motorbike, wearing a helmet fashioned like Elmo’s big red head and NO ONE EVEN SEEMED TO NOTICE.

[AlphaSiren @AlphaSiren_13]

Just froze my gym membership as of Sept 15. SHIT’S GETTIN REAL 😳😊😬