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Not Yet A Warthog 🐗. RT not endorsements. Not financial advice. Appreciate what you have in life. Don’t take things for granted.

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VolQ level 4270 ✅

@WifeyAlpha's PIG ETF Proxy vs. #SP500 ETF $SPY and Risk Parity ETF $RPAR for the week ending 13 Aug 2022.🦔

Remember the VolQ PIG movie enhanced meme: it goes farther than people think. Perma bear geezers said "only 7% dd" in May/June. 20%+ dd now $QQQ. 🛒🪦

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@WifeyAlpha @VXO150 If you are hedged ... everyone can fuck off 😹

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@WifeyAlpha "...working on a way less shiesty business..."

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"...I enjoy schemes..."

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Calling for selloff everyday, eventually would be right. The @Hedgeye charlatans my friends

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😹😹😹😹

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@WifeyAlpha Beast

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@WifeyAlpha fr 😹

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@WifeyAlpha

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@root_sudosu @WifeyAlpha @ChiefQuant 🔥

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Now we’re talking.

[Michael @lampidicsparrow]

Truffle Negroni 😀

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@root_sudosu @WifeyAlpha @ChiefQuant Like the new profile pic. When do you start work, or have you already started?

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@WifeyAlpha All you mugs DMing Real about VolQ’s diet I hope you’re happy. Summer diet VolQ = savage. 😹

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@InformedCit1zen @WifeyAlpha @ChiefQuant Makes a market, yea?

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@WifeyAlpha @ChiefQuant He should have waited for CQ too 👇

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@Ochefedoboss1 Uh oh 😹

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My parents always told me growing up:

“Son, get yourself an internet wifey who gives you the key takeaways of research papers with your coffee.”

Or something like that. I think. Was a long time ago can’t quite remember. 😹😹

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Good thread 🔥

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@WifeyAlpha 🔥

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@WifeyAlpha Also intermittent reminders to order the ribs.

No one ever thinks to order the ribs. Then you see some anon across the way have it served to them and your whole meal is ruined. 100% FOMO.

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Next stop 💯K 🔥

If you're somehow following me and not @WifeyAlpha, follow him and @RealAlphaWifey immediatley.

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