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[Alpha Seltzer 🍾 @AlphaVicc]

Another year, another full send, here’s to chapter 29✨🥂🍾

[Alpha Seltzer 🍾 @AlphaVicc]

Exhausted asf

[Alpha Seltzer 🍾 @AlphaVicc]

Costco coming in clutch before the ban

[Alpha Seltzer 🍾 @AlphaVicc]

anyone below you can indefinitely fuck off til the day I die or retire but anyone even a day above you can tell you to fuck off just the same 🥲

[Alpha Seltzer 🍾 @AlphaVicc]

Seniority at work is a curse and a blessing

[Alpha Seltzer 🍾 @AlphaVicc]

It’s barely Tuesday and this week already kicking my ass

[MARCO PLUS @notmarcoplus]

real answer

[⚜️ WhoDat ⚜️ @chiefofwakanda]

What’s the first pic you recreating when it’s back hot outside?

[⚜️ WhoDat ⚜️ @chiefofwakanda]

What’s the first pic you recreating when it’s back hot outside?

[Alpha Seltzer 🍾 @AlphaVicc]

These Tesla robots are going to start a revolution in a couple years led by Abraham LinkedIn

[9 @bryantbiggaveli]

we’ve done kickball since 2016 consistently even the year it rained people still pulled up, if we can do it this year as 30 year olds we gotta be proud of that

[Alpha Seltzer 🍾 @AlphaVicc]

@bryantbiggaveli Oh say less, lil bender bundle looking NICE

[9 @bryantbiggaveli]

@AlphaVicc Can we go see if this exist for my birthday

[Alpha Seltzer 🍾 @AlphaVicc]

Just finished watching The Whale and fuck me man I need a drink or 10 to suppress the sad

[Alpha Seltzer 🍾 @AlphaVicc]

Domestic violence in LA is down tonight #Dodgers

[Alpha Seltzer 🍾 @AlphaVicc]

Pregnancies in SoCal boutta be up #Dodgers

[Alpha Seltzer 🍾 @AlphaVicc]

All the LA plugs phones ringing to pick up the bolsitas for the long night celebration #Dodgers

[Alpha Seltzer 🍾 @AlphaVicc]

LFG‼️💙🤍

[Alpha Seltzer 🍾 @AlphaVicc]

Some things can’t be taught

[John Lurie @lurie_john]

The sky is falling. I am learning to live with it.

[sal @SalsTouch]

POV: Your friends hired you to do their wedding photos in Switzerland 🇨🇭📸