Alpheus Wayne Tri-Cities Airport McWhirter

I’m a potcake from the islands. Ya know, the islands. Where I’m from. The islands. #international

[Alpheus Wayne Tri-Cities Airport McWhirter @AlpheusDog]

Seems Elon is a fucking shithead. #Tweetbot

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@ChrisMurphyCT You should allow dogs to visit Sgt Stubby.

[Alpheus Wayne Tri-Cities Airport McWhirter @AlpheusDog]

And why is she calling her “Patrick”?!

[Alpheus Wayne Tri-Cities Airport McWhirter @AlpheusDog]

Why does she get Super Blueberry?

[Alpheus Wayne Tri-Cities Airport McWhirter @AlpheusDog]

Why does she get Super Blueberry?

[Alpheus Wayne Tri-Cities Airport McWhirter @AlpheusDog]

As an island dog, I don't want to go out into the snow.

But once I do...

#snowday

[Alpheus Wayne Tri-Cities Airport McWhirter @AlpheusDog]

Wheeeeeeeee!

#1984

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Dad thinks I’m getting positively “fleshy”.

Don’t body-shame me, jackhole. Looked in a mirror recently?

I haven’t. They are too high.

Thanks a pantload for not accommodating my height challenge.

Jackhole.

[Alpheus Wayne Tri-Cities Airport McWhirter @AlpheusDog]

Spa day wears me out.

[Alpheus Wayne Tri-Cities Airport McWhirter @AlpheusDog]

I know “over”!

[Alpheus Wayne Tri-Cities Airport McWhirter @AlpheusDog]

Billion-dollar idea: HEPA filter diaper for my sister. #fart

[Alpheus Wayne Tri-Cities Airport McWhirter @AlpheusDog]

58 days and still ignored by @ChrisMurphyCT

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Hey @ChrisMurphyCT — I’m sorely disappointed that it’s considered disrespectful for me, a dog, to try to visit Sgt Stubby’s memorial, who is also a dog.

[Alpheus Wayne Tri-Cities Airport McWhirter @AlpheusDog]

@BernieSanders

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Thanks @BernieSanders !

[Alpheus Wayne Tri-Cities Airport McWhirter @AlpheusDog]

@BernieSanders

[Alpheus Wayne Tri-Cities Airport McWhirter @AlpheusDog]

I am extraordinarily well-rested.

[Alpheus Wayne Tri-Cities Airport McWhirter @AlpheusDog]

She’s just been gnawing on that for 10 minutes.

What a simple, simple dog.

[Alpheus Wayne Tri-Cities Airport McWhirter @AlpheusDog]

The family is trying to teach me how to say “beef”.

I’m struggling with the sound of “f”.

#beeffffff

[Alpheus Wayne Tri-Cities Airport McWhirter @AlpheusDog]

I'm sorry, but what the fuck is this shit right here?

#iamnotapillow

[Alpheus Wayne Tri-Cities Airport McWhirter @AlpheusDog]

My god that’s a lot of toe.

[Alpheus Wayne Tri-Cities Airport McWhirter @AlpheusDog]

Fine. I'll "go to work" today.